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    • CommentAuthorAsmodai
    • CommentTimeApr 21st 2010
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    "Cause she's got a great ass... and you got your head all the way up it! Ferocious, aren't I? When I think of asses, a woman's ass, something comes out of me."
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      CommentAuthorthem00ch
    • CommentTimeApr 21st 2010
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      CommentAuthorthem00ch
    • CommentTimeApr 21st 2010
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    I mean "heat" of course :)
    • CommentAuthorAsmodai
    • CommentTimeApr 21st 2010
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    Go ahead ;)
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      CommentAuthorthem00ch
    • CommentTimeApr 21st 2010
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    1:But you don't understand, *name*. Uh, I'm a man!
    2:Well, nobody's perfect!
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      CommentAuthormikebozzio
    • CommentTimeApr 22nd 2010
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    Some Like It hot
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      CommentAuthorthem00ch
    • CommentTimeApr 22nd 2010
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    well done mikebozzio - your turn!
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      CommentAuthormikebozzio
    • CommentTimeApr 22nd 2010
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    1: *Name* I can't live like this!
    2: Well, what do you want from me?
    1: I want... I want you to be honest with me. No tricks, no lies, no secrets.
    [pause]
    1: Do you... do you love me?
    2: Not today. No.
    • CommentAuthornutria
    • CommentTimeApr 22nd 2010
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    The Prestige
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      CommentAuthormikebozzio
    • CommentTimeApr 22nd 2010
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    you are right!
    • CommentAuthornutria
    • CommentTimeApr 22nd 2010
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    "It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting *ideas*, and *thinking*... "
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    Beauty and the Beast?
    • CommentAuthornutria
    • CommentTimeApr 22nd 2010
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    that's right
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    "I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise."
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      CommentAuthorpspan
    • CommentTimeApr 23rd 2010
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    Sin City`?
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    Nope
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    The Good, The Bad and the Ugly?
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    Indeed, good sir! Tuco says it to some Yankee prison guard.
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    Maybe the lizard can turn him back into a people!
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      CommentAuthorgregov
    • CommentTimeApr 27th 2010
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    Maybe some hint? :P
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    I'll just put up an easier one instead. It was from The Rugrats Movie, for the record. :D

    "Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store acorns for winter, and now I am dead!" Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead!"
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      CommentAuthorpspan
    • CommentTimeApr 28th 2010
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    You're very successful in putting up quotes no one solves Birdy! I have no idea, and this one sounds as strange as the last one.......
    • CommentAuthordekolta
    • CommentTimeApr 28th 2010
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    This one is more easy I think. It's from 'Up'. I had to laugh about it, more because of stupidity and then I found it humorous.
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      CommentAuthorforerunner
    • CommentTimeApr 28th 2010
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    crap, i knew that i've heard the joke. The dog says it right Birdy?
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    krukev is right, it is Up, and yeah, it's Dug the dog whose joke it is. Best joke ever. :D
    • CommentAuthordekolta
    • CommentTimeApr 28th 2010 edited
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    Ok, so I am 'up'? Hope it ain't too easy:

    "I wanna talk about how bad you make this room look. I never knew what a dump it was until you came in here."
    • CommentAuthordekolta
    • CommentTimeApr 29th 2010
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    Or is it too hard lol?
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      CommentAuthorpspan
    • CommentTimeApr 29th 2010
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    for me, yep
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      CommentAuthorthem00ch
    • CommentTimeApr 29th 2010
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    I watched it recently, it's crazy heart. A shot was posted from it recently and hardly anyone got it so I guess it isn't that popular in WTM-land. Can see why, the film was decidedly mediocre other than Jeff Bridges great performance.
    • CommentAuthordekolta
    • CommentTimeApr 29th 2010
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    Well, I think the acting is great. The story is again about a guy with an alcohol addiction, which is very popular in the USA. The movie is enjoying though I think.

    Well Alex, you're right, so it's your turn!
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      CommentAuthorthem00ch
    • CommentTimeApr 29th 2010
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    "my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract. "
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      CommentAuthorZythux
    • CommentTimeApr 29th 2010
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    The Godfather?
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      CommentAuthorthem00ch
    • CommentTimeApr 29th 2010
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    yup. You're up
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      CommentAuthorZythux
    • CommentTimeApr 29th 2010
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    A: *name*, you wanna play scissors, paper, stone again?
    B: No!
    A: Why not?
    B: 'Cause it's boring. I always win!
    • CommentAuthorAsmodai
    • CommentTimeApr 29th 2010
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    Edward Scissorhands?
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      CommentAuthorZythux
    • CommentTimeApr 29th 2010
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    That's the one. Your turn.
    • CommentAuthorAsmodai
    • CommentTimeApr 29th 2010
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    Woops, sorry, forgot to post a new one. Easy one:

    X: So, where're we doin' this thing?
    Y: Oh, right inside the restaurant.
    X: You're kidding.
    Y: Not spacious enough?
    X: No, it's plenty spacious, just kinda weird, isn't it?
    Y: Kinda weird? You're in the bestiality business, dude.
    X: Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
    Y: Intriguing.
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      CommentAuthorgregov
    • CommentTimeApr 29th 2010 edited
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    Clerks 2

    an easy one from me too:

    "The beauty of quitting is, now that I've quit, I can have one, 'cause I've quit."
    • CommentAuthorPPKNHoneyB
    • CommentTimeApr 29th 2010
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    Coffee and cigarettes!
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      CommentAuthorgregov
    • CommentTimeApr 29th 2010
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    Yes!
    • CommentAuthorPPKNHoneyB
    • CommentTimeApr 30th 2010
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    Here goes an easy one cause i don't remember anything else(lol):

    "Mr. ****, I think careers are a 20th century invention and I don't want one"
    • CommentAuthorRenko
    • CommentTimeApr 30th 2010 edited
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    into the wild! i am sure to 99 % :)
    • CommentAuthordekolta
    • CommentTimeApr 30th 2010
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    Yeah, you're right it's correct. I knew it too, but I was just been.
    • CommentAuthorPPKNHoneyB
    • CommentTimeApr 30th 2010
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    Yes Renko, it's the right answer.Your turn!
    • CommentAuthorRenko
    • CommentTimeApr 30th 2010
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    "For the first time in my life I can't see my future. Everyday goes by in a haze, but today I have decided will be different."
    • CommentAuthorJohannaP
    • CommentTimeMay 1st 2010
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    A single man
    • CommentAuthorRenko
    • CommentTimeMay 1st 2010
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    correct, your turn ;)
    • CommentAuthorJohannaP
    • CommentTimeMay 1st 2010
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    Great! Here's mine:

    "Surprised that a girl with an IQ over seventy can give you a hard on?"
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    Swordfish. Might've been just me, but Halle Berry was pretty fucking terrible in that.
    • CommentAuthorJohannaP
    • CommentTimeMay 1st 2010
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    You're right. About the quote and about Halle.