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    • CommentAuthorAsmodai
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2010
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    "Attacked by Christmas toys? That's strange, that's the second toy complaint we've had. "
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    I know it, but I'll leave it for someone else so as not to establish a pattern. :)
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      CommentAuthorthem00ch
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2010
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    At a guess either Gremlins or NIghtmare before Christmas
    • CommentAuthorAsmodai
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2010
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    Correct, m00ch. Nightmare before Christmas it is.
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      CommentAuthorthem00ch
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2010
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    "Listen... do you smell something? "
    • CommentAuthorrulo
    • CommentTimeFeb 28th 2010
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    apocalypse now?:P
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      CommentAuthorthem00ch
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2010
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    heh way off target rulo :)
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    Ghostbusters
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      CommentAuthorthem00ch
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2010
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    yep, your turn SilverBullet
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    OK :) here's mine,

    "Yeah...there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident."
    • CommentAuthoragonistes
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2010
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    Anchorman :)
    • CommentAuthoragonistes
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2010
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    Since I'll be gone till this evening, and assuming that Anchorman is correct, here's my new one, should be fairly easy: :)

    a: "Uh, excuse me, miss?"
    b: "What'd you mean "miss"?"
    a: "Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I...I have a cold."
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      CommentAuthorpspan
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2010
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    thats very Pythonesk:
    and now for something completely different?
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    You can assume that agonistes ;)
    • CommentAuthoragonistes
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2010
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    @pspan, that's correct :)
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      CommentAuthorpspan
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2010
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    Son number one?
    Yeah?
    This tall drink of cocksucker ain't dead.
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      CommentAuthorgregov
    • CommentTimeMar 1st 2010 edited
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    Kill Bill.

    "You eat when we say you eat. You shit when we say you shit. You piss when we say you piss. You got that, you maggot dick motherfucker?"
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      CommentAuthorforerunner
    • CommentTimeMar 2nd 2010
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    i think thats full metal jacket
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      CommentAuthorgregov
    • CommentTimeMar 2nd 2010
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    Nope.
    • CommentAuthorrulo
    • CommentTimeMar 2nd 2010
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    JArhead?
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      CommentAuthorgregov
    • CommentTimeMar 2nd 2010
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    Nope :)
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      CommentAuthorforerunner
    • CommentTimeMar 2nd 2010
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    platoon?
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    shawshank redemption?
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      CommentAuthorgregov
    • CommentTimeMar 2nd 2010 edited
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    Yes, it's Shawshank Redemption.
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    Non, mais t'a déjà vu ça ? En pleine paix, il chante et puis crac, un bourre pif ! Il est complètement fou ce mec. Mais moi, les dingues, je les soigne. J'vais lui faire une ordonnance et une sévère... J'vais lui montrer qui c'est Raoul. Aux quat' coins d'Paris qu'on va l'retrouver éparpillé par petits bouts, façon Puzzle. Moi, quand on m'en fait trop j'correctionne plus : j'dynamite, j'disperse, j'ventile.

    translation: Seriously did you ever see that ? Bang in a middle of peace, he sings then POW!, a nose breaker! He's completely crazy that one. But me , madmen, I cure’em. I’m gonna give him a prescription, and a severe one at that, gonna show him who Raoul is. On all corners of Paris he’ll be found, spread in little bits Jigsaw puzzle style. Me, when too much is done to me, I don’t correct anymore, I dynamite, I spread and ventilate
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      CommentAuthorfungus
    • CommentTimeMar 2nd 2010
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    La haine?
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    no
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    Les Barbouzes !
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    no
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    Bon ben Les Tontons Flingueurs lol
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    it's your turn theoffice911
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      CommentAuthorpspan
    • CommentTimeMar 2nd 2010
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    and now something in Taiwanees!
    • CommentAuthorJohannaP
    • CommentTimeMar 2nd 2010
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    or Dutch :-)
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    - You know how I know you're gay?
    - How?
    - You like Coldplay.
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      CommentAuthorbuschko
    • CommentTimeMar 2nd 2010
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    40 year old virgin
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    Yep lol ^^
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      CommentAuthorbuschko
    • CommentTimeMar 2nd 2010
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    "All right, look-you're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia - this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living. "
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    Clerks ! Awesome quote !!
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    Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
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      CommentAuthorpspan
    • CommentTimeMar 2nd 2010
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    ah, my movie: Third Man!
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      CommentAuthorpspan
    • CommentTimeMar 2nd 2010
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    "So I just cut them up like regular chickens? "
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      CommentAuthorforerunner
    • CommentTimeMar 2nd 2010
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    chicken run?
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    Eraserhead :)
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      CommentAuthorpspan
    • CommentTimeMar 3rd 2010
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    yeah
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      CommentAuthorpspan
    • CommentTimeMar 3rd 2010
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    @SilverBullet that is
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    Ok here's mine and then i'm off to work :)

    "Don't go dying on me. Remember I'm a lawyer, I've got friends in hell."
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    The Devil's Advocate?
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    No, that's not the one
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    Carlito's way?