" And you really believe that just because you publish children's books, people are going to care about my reputation? You can have pictures of me wearing nipple rings, butt-fucking Captain Kangaroo. The only thing they care about is the stock and whether that stock is up or down! "
A: I don't like boats, I don't like water. I'm a man, not a fish. B: So you complain endlessly. A: You look like a woman you stupid haggis. B: Haggis? What is haggis? A: Sheep's stomach stuffed with meat and barley B: And what do you do with it? A: You eat it! B: How revolting!
You see, according to *SPOILER*'s plan, I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener".
As it is sort of in Blazing Saddles, you can take over Freudianspud.
Perhaps it was a little too hard. To stop the game from breaking down, I will say the answer. That quote was originally from "treasure of the sierra madre". But its been parodied and referenced in so many films, from blazing saddles, to UHF (badgers??!) and even zombie strippers :) Usually a mexican that says it.