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    Kids ?

    This is the place where we're going to talk about serious matter.
    Ever heard of Keisuke Kinoshita ? Or Pink Neorealism in italian cinema ?

    Well : you hit the right zone !

    A zone where you're going to collect memberships through high quality contests.
    A zone where Palahniuk, your servant, is going to... show you the way !
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    This is another Rorschach test !
    Like this one : http://whatthemovie.com/shot/148165

    I see... a guy... masturbating ?
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    OMG at last someone sees him!!
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    So I don't need Sedative-Hypnotic medecine, right ?
    • CommentAuthordoooom
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2011
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    And what do you see in here? http://whatthemovie.com/shot/147789
    • CommentAuthorbazzy3000
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2011
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    i see satan with a trompet in his ass fucking a donkey while playing a flaming electrical violin... it is obvious
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    I ... see ... Chrisy ?
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2011 edited
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    And what about this one ?
    http://whatthemovie.com/shot/87304

    I see dead people.
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      CommentAuthorsati
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2011
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    flowers, butterflies and candy?
    always go with it, otherwise they may lock you up:D
    • CommentAuthordoooom
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2011
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    I see two pink elephants sitting in a tram and eating a doughnut. Does that mean something's wrong with me?
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    Nothing is wrong with ya !
    What is wrong is you spend time around here instead of calling Sati and tell her you'll jump on the next plane to visit her.
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    What about this one ?
    http://whatthemovie.com/shot/65439

    I see a... Gregg Araki flick... frame by frame.
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      CommentAuthorefji
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2011
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    Asmo trying to look like the dark knight
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    I... see... something like... raaaaaa... a... yes... a tiny thing.
    • CommentAuthorJohannaP
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2011
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    I see my mother :-)
    • CommentAuthorTalie
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2011
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    I see Gary Oldman as Dracula after dinner... mmm delicious
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      CommentAuthorsati
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2011
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    I see bloody dagger...with wings :D
    • CommentAuthorG_Fortes
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2011
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    I see a virgin crying.
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      CommentAuthorCHILI
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2011
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    what about this one?
    http://whatthemovie.com/shot/139550
    i see funny dances and broken homes ^^
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    i also have one

    http://whatthemovie.com/shot/117492

    and today i will make one that looks like my ... just for you pala ;)
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      CommentAuthorefji
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2011
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    Lucky pala...
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    I see... mmmmmh... I see an Alien Vagina From Outer Space.
    And I also see you're all crazier than me !
    • CommentAuthorTalie
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2011
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    Pala, are you saying that the students surpassed the master? then start to be afraid :D
    @olympiquetango - this one is definitely waiting for something... or someone ;)
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    Meanwhile : let's get back to business.

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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2011 edited
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    The rules ! This is no joke.

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    For your title, download Avenir font here : http://dl.free.fr/neulkfkuq
    Use it black. No medium or italic. Black.
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    Let me start this amazing contest.
    Because I'm here to win !

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    Another one !

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    I'm going to win this !

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    This contest is way too easy.

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    And they pay artists a fortune to make posters. It takes 2 minutes !

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    This one ? 30 seconds in the making !

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    I should stop this contest because it's an easy one...

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    I'm gonna get those 3 subscriptions they promise !

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    See ? Easy !
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2011 edited
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    This one is for Asmodai.

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    I can't see any of the pictures. There are just error messages from Imageshack...
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    How the hell is that possible ?
    I can see those magnificent pictures !

    Is this a brazilian april joke ?
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    No it's not a joke lol I even printed the screen for you to see

    Yours and some other member's avatars also look like this.
    • CommentAuthorShayah
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2011 edited
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    I'm in, and I'll do better later I guess :)

    I tried another pichosting site, I hope this works for you @marinaraujo

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    Excellent !
    Shayah : it seems you don't have the same problem than Marina.
    • CommentAuthorthaizy
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2011
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    i can't see the pictures either. too bad :/
    • CommentAuthorChrisy
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2011
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    I can see the pictures fine :)
    • CommentAuthorbazzy3000
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2011
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    damn.. i miscounted 5 times! took me 10,5 hours to make this

    • CommentAuthorShayah
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2011
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    It seems that Imagshack recently changed their policy and decided to restrain access in some countries, including Brazil. You now have to register your site to be able to show images:
    http://stream.imageshack.us/content.php?page=register_domain
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      CommentAuthorenerg
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2011
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    Jay! A new contest: I like!

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    @Shayah : done a couple of hours ago. Our Girls from Brazil will see everything including forbidden stuff.
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeApr 1st 2011 edited
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    @energ : BEWARE !!! Someone else did it ! Your wonderful artwork has been done before !
    Don't you believe me ?

    See for yourself :



    I told you I was the Eye In The Sky.
    READ THE RULES. ;-)

    (Plus you have to use Avenir font)
    This is a professional contest !!!