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    • CommentAuthorsiempie24
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2011
    No Palakniuk007 is posted a link!
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    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2011 edited
    • CommentAuthoragonistes
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2011
    Remove the [IMG] tags, then it should work.
    • CommentAuthorLordMyst
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2011
    thx pala :(

    I submitted two shots and you didn't comment on them

    I know they suck but even a bad comment would satisfy me

    why pala why :(
    I thought you were my friend, my god, my wet dream

    you crush me

    please TELL ME WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • CommentAuthorcyranojak
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2011 edited
    THX Palahniuk - great contest!

    and of course, with my avatar, there had to be this one:

    and the next step of course is:

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    Everyone ?

    Let's all sit down quietly and analyze Lord Myst's artwork.
    Aril ! Bazzy ! Office ! Please : stop laughing !

    First attempt : Yogi Bear.

    Woups !
    Wrong poster !

    Ah ! This one is better :


    What do we see ?
    A picnic basket.

    And what do we have underneath ?
    The title.

    Lord Myst is simply telling us : Yogi Bear goes to picnic.
    But that's only the first layer of his concept.

    Let me demonstrate.

    We don't see Yogi Bear 'cause it's a minimalist approach.
    But if you have seen the movie, you know BOO BOO IS MISSING TOO.

    All Lord Myst genius is deliberately expressed by the sudden disappearance of Boo Boo.
    That's the key to the second layer of his concept.

    Lord Myst wants YOU to think.

    If Boo Boo is missing --- it means ---

    And BANG !
    You suddenly become CLEVER.

    So... WHERE'S YOGI THEN ???

    And the more you think, the more the subtlety of the message becomes clearer.
    Yogi Bear and Boo Boo are totally MISSING from the poster.


    Why ?

    We, humans, spend millions of dollars for a lousy 3D movie with bears while we let the real ones dying.

    Get it ?

    This great environmentally friendly poster is pure minimalist genius if you ask me.
    It's a sure winner.

    Think about that and go back to work.
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2011 edited
    i know it's a small detail but in the movie it's also used to describe one of the main concepts...

    • CommentAuthoraril
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2011
    Oh my god LordMyst that is soooooo deep. I'm gonna stop my pathetic efforts straight away because I know I'll never reach your level of brilliance.

    I''m off to watch Project Runway.
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    I'm not finished with Lord Myst masterpieces !
    If you think for one second I'm joking around here : YOU'RE WRONG.

    Let's unroll his second poster.
    This is a movie you think you know very well.

    Here :

    Well : don't think too fast.
    Again, Lord Myst worked very hard to fool us all.

    What do we see ?
    A blue tail on a black background.
    The title simply tells us : Avatar.

    So you think it's Avatar.
    You think : "Jake Sully is running so fast I only see his tail".


    But why a tail ?
    What does Lord Myst want to express here ?

    Since ancient times, everybody knows A TAIL IS A STRONG AND POWERFUL SEXUAL SYMBOL.

    So Lord Myst shows us A TRIBAL AND MYSTIC TAIL.
    And since he has an incredible sense of humour, he tricked us.

    How ?


    He made the modern alternate contemporary version of it.
    Question : who's replacing today the ancient temples and vestal for our social harmony ?

    Answer : The porn industry.
    Our new temples are DVDs and fast downloads.

    That's why Lord Myst created the porn AVATAR version.

    He made :


    Well done buddy !
    • CommentAuthorcyranojak
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2011 edited
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    Cyrano is taking over, fingers in the nose.
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    Remove the [IMG] tags, and you're God.
    • CommentAuthorcyranojak
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2011
    a simple one, i know - but could not find it to be done before ...

    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2011 edited
    @thaizy !!!

    If I show you this poster ?
    What would you say ?

    You'd say : "I'm sorry Palah. I'll pardon myself during your next visit in Brazil".

    BECAUSE YOU SAID : "It took me ages to do this one, pala. so please appreciate my effort"

    And I say : "I'll appreciate your efforts during my stay in Brazil".

    I double check ALL your work.
    • CommentAuthorbazzy3000
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2011 edited

    now tell me you love it pala ;)

    edit: the letters were too shouty for me.. now i am happy
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2011 edited
    I love it.
    I had the same idea but I was too lazy (or too bazzy) to get it done.
    • CommentAuthorbazzy3000
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2011
    lazy and bazzy are the same word in my dictionary
    • CommentAuthorcyranojak
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2011
    • CommentAuthoraril
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2011
    I realized my posters weren't minimalist enough, so I redesigned a few.

    • CommentAuthorbazzy3000
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2011
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    I see only one winner so far in this best-of OR the previous one.
    What does it mean ? YOU HAVE TO DO BETTER !!!

    This is what it means.

    Otherwise I'm gonna call the whole thing off arguing it was an april joke !

    • CommentAuthorLordMyst
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2011
    thx pala

    Now I can dream about you without fear

    you are my maker, you are in my dreams that never stop
    you are always in my thoughts

    I love you man!
    • CommentAuthorcoolathlon
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2011 edited


    And a feature weekend:
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    @shantak !!!!!

    If I search my files and recover this poster : what would you say ?

    You'd say : "It's not the same labyrinth. I'm still a genius. Mother told me."

    Oh yeah ?
    Let me check your poster again.

    It seems to me it's pretty much the same less the perspective, the colors and --- the footprints ?
    You'd say : "It's definitely NOT the same labyrinth".


    Go back to work.
    Please. Do it for Lord Myst.

    At least.
    • CommentAuthorLordMyst
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2011
    "Oh my god LordMyst that is soooooo deep. I'm gonna stop my pathetic efforts straight away because I know I'll never reach your level of brilliance."


    Do you want to Know More?

    add me ;)
    • CommentAuthorbazzy3000
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2011 edited
    you forgot olympique's deepthroat poster pala... it deserves to be there because of the awesomeness! but thank you for adding my 3 amigo´s poster in there.. it is my personal fav

    btw.. did i tell you i shaved my scrotum for you? no? WELL I DID!!
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2011 edited
    Damn it !

    I have to Axel Foley this forum !!!
    I can't believe it.

    Either I need a psy or you are ALL trying to trick me.

    ARIL !!!

    YES : YOU !
    The asian proctologist.

    When I said you could plagiarized any posters you want : it was a joke.
    The only joke I posted in this serious and professional contest.

    Sit down and look :

    You'd say : "It's a TV series. It doesn't count."

    Let's check "your" poster again :

    What are you going to formulate now ?
    Please don't tell me (as in your previous post) : "I realized my posters weren't minimalist enough, so I redesigned a few".

    What you really wanted to say is : "I realized Google was the key to my success and my scams".

    I close my eyes on this one 'cause it's late.
    Go back to work.
    • CommentAuthorLordMyst
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2011
    special poem for my pala ;)

    007? Do you think you are bond?
    or you just like blond
    I think oldzia is a brunette
    but you dont give a fuck, I’ll bet
    what do I see
    you are back, will you stay, guarantee?
    I think my posters are the best
    But I know you are not impressed
    your comments are great
    you bring me to a special state
    you are the one
    to bring us together without a gun
    wtm is fun again
    for that I always give you a ten
    welcome back, you crazy fuck
    and I hope you never suck.
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    I forget nothing.
    I'm more efficient than HAL 9000 itself.

    I don't send buddies into deep space with no helmet.

    This poster was duly printed in my office.
    And it went right where it belongs : not in a museum as Indiana would say.

    But on THE WALL.
    • CommentAuthormarinaraujo
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2011 edited
    Oh how lovely to see my Mulan poster among the best of, it's the one I like the most. :) Am I following the right thinking now?

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    You see ?

    Lord Myst wrote a poem.
    And NOT ANY POEM !

    It depicts his crystal clear genius --- and mine in the same movement !

    His writing is melody to my eyes and ears.

    Thank you Lord Myst for your wonderful ode.
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    Marina !

    Yes. And no.
    Colors are too pale, not edgy enough.
    Why THIS coral blue ? Did you research official posters ?

    "Ice" is not justified.
    Why did you chose to write the title so big ?
    Why this font ?

    If smaller : why ? If medium : why ?
    Can it be broken ? Integrated ?

    Why a triangle ?
    How do you give it LIFE ?
    Would you melt it ? Freeze it ?

    Can you simplify an emotion ?

    Why ? Oh why ?
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    Marina : the Mulan one can be simplified.
    Minimalist it. Give up dots, maybe even the line and you might secure yourself as a winner.

    Who knows ?
    • CommentAuthorcyranojak
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2011
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    • CommentAuthorcyranojak
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2011

    and I think, Ibroke the rules with my other chaplin-poster - so here is another (at least legal) try ...

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    • CommentAuthorcyranojak
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2011
    and another chaplin movie:

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    • CommentAuthorShayah
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2011
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    • CommentAuthorshantak
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2011 edited
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    I let you in.
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    If I put this poster on your table : what would you say ?

    You'd say : "it's written in english".

    Oh yeah ?
    May I check your poster again ?

    Now : what would you say ?
    You'd say : "I wanna win this thing and I'd even shove this butter into my ass if I have to."

    Big Palah Is Watching Ya !
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    Guys ?

    I see Nesmrtelnost is working hard !
    You should take example on him.

    Look how he started this incredible contest :

    With a lousy poster !!!
    To me : he was the loser numero uno.

    But look now where he's going thanks to my insights and clever advises :

    And it's gonna pay for him.

    Great job !
    • CommentAuthorcyranojak
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2011
    and since finally spring is arriving here in austria ...

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    When I say we can do it better : I'M NOT KIDDING !
    This contest is a real pain.

    Look what I have done a few days ago :

    Is it a good poster ? I say it's LAZY !
    Not minimalist enough !

    Not Lord Mysty enough !!!

    That's why I did it again to show you I work hard too.

    It's better.
    Not the best of course.

    But at least you can see the title escaping the flames.
    There's life into it !
    • CommentAuthorsiempie24
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2011 edited
    • CommentAuthorcyranojak
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2011 edited
    uff Palahniuk, it's addictive ... and difficult ... but I'll try to work harder ... there was too much on my poster - and I even forgot the edelweiss!