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    wow 12 angry men and valhalla rising i love them both.
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    Asmodai.

    Bazzy.

    I see only 111 losers in here.

    I'm gonna collect those 3 subscriptions they promise with my Titanic, Finding Nemo and Devil In Miss Jones posters.
    Plus I'm gonna get laid with Olympic in front of your puzzled eyes.
    Maybe with Lagross as a golden bonus instead of Dirty Office.
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    wait wait wait... i decide who i fuck. IST DAS KLAR VERDAMMT NOCHMAL?
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    my eyes won't be puzzled pala.. i know about these things.. i even have some experience
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    btw pala, where were you? i waited and waited... theoffice just left home. and i will sleep now too. you missed one hell of a party... :(
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    Olympic : you decide nothing. I'm your master.

    ARIL !!!
    What the hell is that ???



    YOU CANNOT CAMOUFLAGE PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIAL !
    Because I see two penis depicted in your artwork : one is up and one is down.
    I'm not sure Uncle Walt is gonna like this.

    And this ?



    THIS IS NOT AN ANAL DISCUSSION FORUM !
    I can understand you think like a proctologist but don't let your job get in the way of your creations.

    This !!!



    WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE HOT !
    But if you go on doing tricks and treats, I'm gonna post all those nude pics of yours you sent me last month.

    We need serious stuff around here.
    We need to please --- Asmodai and Chrisy.
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      CommentAuthorLaGross
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    @Palah: Well Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang I'm not a Bonus I'm the Golden Ticket in your chocolate to enter the factory where your dreams come true.
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    Sarah Connor !
    (Call me Kyle Reese for the time being until I make sure you're a woman and not one of those shemales lurking around this forum).

    You posted "The Road".



    But are you sure you didn't mean :



    Or, much better and clever :



    I want you to win this.
    Do your research, baby : read The Metamorphosis by Kafka.
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    Now you understand why LaGross is gonna win this.
    She knows how to talk to Palah !

    She'll have the chocolate, the strawberry AND the vanilla.
    And I'm talking about Hot Fudge ! Not some industrial ice cream.
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      CommentAuthorLaGross
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    @Nesmrtelnost: found this while I searched another movie - I think it's a curse... I always find things I'm not searching for...
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    Olympic !
    I was with a woman.

    We skipped dinner...
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    LaGross is pleasing me more AND more.
    She's now googling vaginal minimalist stuff.

    She's ACTUALLY researching !
    Like you shoud do.
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      CommentAuthorLaGross
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    @Palah: Yummy! Your files are really accurate about fondnesses... Amazing!
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    Pala, take who ever you want. i am not researching because i have such a huge self-assurance i believe my ideas are unique. because olympique is unique.and even if you prove i am wrong, i still can look at my awesome boobs and think GODDAMN! and don´t start with the shining. that was on purpose. to make a joke.
    so go and get all the girls all over the world. i don´t care. there is only one olympique.
    kisses pala.
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      CommentAuthorLaGross
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    @Palah: Master Jedi Palah I'm your Padawan and I'm thrilled to learn more...
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
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    Of course I'm gonna take who ever I want !

    I have a BIG HEART !!!
    My love is infinite.

    I love Olympic with high heels and Asmo-gadgets.
    I love LaGross in the shadow of her dormitory.
    I love Sarah Connor even if she's a machine.
    I love a famous asian proctologist like Aril.
    I love Sati dressed like the Black Swan.
    I love Marina AND Thaizy AND G-Fortes on the beach.
    I love Talie who's hiding because she's exclusive.
    I love ZO0 I don't know yet but I'm watching with both eyes.
    I love JohannaP because I'm gonna get her very soon.

    I love --- Chrisy ?
    Mmmmmh... I know she's hooking in Chantilly from time to time.
    I can love her even against good well earned money.

    I love --- I do love --- Oldzia.
    Because we have some kind of real life story going on.

    I'm your lover man plus I have plenty of money !
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    then i am the female pala. and your money is not impressing me. i have the same.

    but-and this i really mean-great you have so much love to share.

    especially with oldzia!!! <3
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    pala, you didn't say my name. i'm sad now
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    Thaizy : it seems to me you don't know how to read.
    Which means Interpol is going to track me down all around this forum for sexual offend over a child !
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    Olympic : I'm all over you.
    Here I am. At 4.00 am, watching Deadly Weapons trailer twice.

    Wondering if your breasts are 70's vixens or more into Millenium style.
    Asking myself for no reasons : where are the new posters ?

    SO ENOUGH WITH LADIES CHARMS AND WHINING !

    You all go back to work.
    And I'm going to sleep !
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    What is happening with you all ?
    Is it a spring thing ?

    Shantak !

    Your Rocky poster.
    I see a red penis going under an acupuncture treatment.

    I notified Aril a few hours ago : CHILDREN ARE ALSO PLAYING HERE !
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    • CommentAuthoraril
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    Pala, you know what will happen if you post those nude pics: I will publish your medical file online. And when that happens, nobody, not even olympique, will want to go anywhere near your private parts.

    Here are some bonds for ya.





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    @ aril: "not even olympique"... wow...


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    Oh yeah I'm a woman, definitely not a machine, I fight with machines. And I read The Metamorphosis.
    I dunno know what happened to my The Road poster so here it is again:



    and Shrek:

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      CommentAuthorLaGross
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    maybe a bit far fetched. but if you've seen this movie you know what it is.. and if you haven't seen this movie.. watch it!

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    Since Sarah Connor is proactive, today, let me introduce our next project.

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      CommentAuthorsati
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    Pala, she's learning to important exam don't distract her:D
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    I don't know if something can distract me even more than I already am:D
    And don't let my son John see that kamasutra thing, he's too young!

    One more poster and I'm out but I'll be back:
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    • CommentAuthoraril
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    @olympiquetango: Does your wow refer to the suspected content of Palahniuk's medical file or to the implication that you might boldly go where no woman with a love of her bodily health would ever dare to go? If it's the latter: I didn't mean to offend you. I just wanted to add some weight to the threat by mentioning your name.
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
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    While I was considering to post Aril's nude pics, I spent time to classify the files I have on you girls.
    Since you almost all sent me your pics by e-mail, I found this one.

    This is Marinaraujo.

    She's in the middle.
    I don't know who the others are but I sure want to be on that beach !

    ASMODAI EDIT: You're taking it too far, mate...
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    OMG!
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