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    @doooom is either a russian or a genius or both (or he simply cheated but who cares).

    ANYWAY HE SCORES 14 POINTS !!!
    Well done buddy boy !

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    LOL !
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    Best 2001 poster so far.

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    Hide.
    • CommentAuthorFireball
    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2012 edited
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    Learn to count.
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    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2012
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    O.O
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    .....
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    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2012
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    How the F*** does this work.. Jeez
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      CommentAuthorZo0
    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2012
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    just copy the direct link of the poster ;)
    • CommentAuthorSebassie1
    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2012
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    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2012
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    But then it shows like this... see above :-(
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    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2012 edited
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    @Sebassie1
    On the right site is a link that says "Volledige grootte" (Full-size image). Click on that one and than you can copy the url of the picture and post it here.
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    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2012
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    NOT a Highlight!
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    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2012
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    THNX @doooom
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    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2012
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    Luckily we have.. voicemail!
    • CommentAuthorRDPL55
    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2012
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    Attack of Easter Egg from outer space !!

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    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2012 edited
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    Love your yellow swimsuit !

    • CommentAuthorRDPL55
    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2012
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    Lie to me baby ! Lie to meeee !!!

    • CommentAuthorRDPL55
    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2012
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    Ho yes !

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    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2012
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    Safe sex reloaded ??

    • CommentAuthorRDPL55
    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2012
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    Everybody knows it can't !!

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    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2012
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    Good job Frenchies !!

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      CommentAuthorCHILI
    • CommentTimeApr 10th 2012 edited
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    WATCH OUT! this season the nerds switch their calculators with guns!
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      CommentAuthorCHILI
    • CommentTimeApr 10th 2012 edited
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    let them suck your blood for 30 minutes and they'll make you super healthy!
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      CommentAuthorCHILI
    • CommentTimeApr 10th 2012 edited
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    "hey guys, let's take our 10.000 bucks and do what lucas did!"
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      CommentAuthorCHILI
    • CommentTimeApr 10th 2012 edited
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    you will never see anything weirder!
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      CommentAuthorCHILI
    • CommentTimeApr 10th 2012 edited
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    SHE'S the last one? hell yes, we need to repopulate right now!
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    • CommentTimeApr 11th 2012
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    No problem... i'll send my Mother in Law!!
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    • CommentTimeApr 13th 2012
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    If you need some of them... :)





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    • CommentTimeApr 13th 2012
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    And more ("the horror... the horror...", lol) :)





    • CommentAuthoralex68
    • CommentTimeApr 13th 2012
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    If you're still alive, enjoy these ones :)





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    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2012
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    Take your choice of quotes:

    - "Tidududuuu, tidudududuuu..."
    - "I know where the hell I am: out of here!"
    - "This movie will turn bad in three, two, one..."
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    Tidududuuu, tidudududuuu !!!

    That's me, folks.
    I've been away watching the entire Asylum collection.

    I also reviewed your poster research and I laughed my heart out.
    If RDPL55 came up with great posters and Fungus with great lines, they're not going to win this thing !

    Why ?

    Because I have to name a non resident girl.
    It's totally unfair, I know.

    So --- Tidududuuu, tidudududuuu --- the winner is :



    Congrats !
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    @Alex68 has been credited but I realized too late THE GIRL WAS A MAN !!!
    Like in Tootsie or Some Like It Hot !

    I've been framed.
    Call me Roger Rabbit.
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    Can't believe it, what a nice surprise! Many, many thanks @Palahniuk007 :) Well this is quite unexpected, especially because I admit there were lots of funny (and better) one-lines from many other users like @RDPL55, @Fireball, @Zo0, @oldzia999 etc. What can I say? I'm happy, thanks a lot again, Palahniuk007!

    P.S.: I hope I won't be disqualified for being a male or a fan of Hedy Lamarr, lol!
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      CommentAuthorZo0
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2012 edited
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    congrats @alex68 :)

    thank you @Palahniuk007 for this great idea :)
    and thanks to everybody for the fun ;)
    • CommentAuthorFireball
    • CommentTimeApr 18th 2012
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    Congrats alex, good job !

    This contest was a lot of fun. Thanks everyone ! :)
    • CommentAuthorstuken
    • CommentTimeApr 20th 2012
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    yeah i just can assent. a nice collection of beautiful awful posters and movies :) and congrats to alex even if you're male :D
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    Shit. I missed all the fun, didn't I?
    Damn it :(
    • CommentAuthorstuken
    • CommentTimeApr 24th 2012
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    don't be sad i guess there will be further sudden attacks of le palahniuk :)
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeApr 25th 2012 edited
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    Yup !

    It was a mini contest.
    But I'm around, lurking in the shadows.

    Now.

    Since you're bored, you can post pics of LONG FORGOTTEN NUDE STARLETS FROM THE 70s !

    Yes : YOU read me !
    Those magnificent ladies didn't go through surgical procedures.

    They were natural !
    With real breast, nose and feet.
    They could even play a part decently !

    Let me start with Caroline Munro.

    You know Caroline from that amazing flick :


    And here is Miss Munro official pic :


    Wah !
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeApr 25th 2012 edited
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    And what about Susan Denberg ?
    You don't know Susan Denberg ?

    Let me introduce Susan Denberg.
    You saw Susan Denberg in Frankenstein Created Woman.



    "Hi. My name is Susan".


    "Don't you know me? My last name is Denberg".


    "If you add Susan to Denberg, you'll have my full name".


    That was --- Susan Denberg (for those who don't read).
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    Let's talk about Suzanne Somers.
    You know her from Magnum Force.

    Here. Hiding behind an eco-friendly tree.


    Doing a Pilate session.


    Taking a 100% natural shower.


    Diving away from us, poor chaps behind computers.
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    Don't tell me you don't know Stella Stevens because everybody knows her !

    She played :

    - Stella Purdy in The Nutty Professor (the real one not the thing with that guy from Beverly Hills Cop)
    - Linda Rogo in The Poseidon Adventure (the real one not the thing with that guy from The Thing)
    - Marcia alias Agent M in The New Original Wonder Woman episode (that I rewatched since Megan Fox will never be Wonder Woman not even a sidekick in the new Wonder Woman franchise we're all waiting for).

    Anyway !

    ENOUGH WITH WORDS.
    Let's check some pics.

    Having a Kit Kat Break.


    With a lucky (and disgusting) dog.


    Relaxing after taking some notes.
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeApr 27th 2012 edited
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    Who knows Britt Ekland ?

    Did you watch Get Carter (not the one with the guy from Over The Top) ?
    Are you familiar with The Wicker Man (not the one with the guy from National Treasure) ?

    Still no ?

    Damn !

    You've seen her in The Man With A Golden Gun !
    She was a James Bond girl for Christ Sake !!!

    Here. With Rod. Please note his wonderful underpants.


    Ordering a Pizza.


    Giving away her door code for the pizza guy.


    Pushing some useless buttons.


    Showing how to position yourself if your plane to Thailand crashes.


    Doing the JB Girl.


    Testing the EKTORP Ikea sofa.


    Cajoling a phallic artefact despite her censored breast.


    Censoring her breast without Photoshop mask.
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    Let's stay into JB territory.
    1973. Gloria Hendry.

    Live and Let Die, of course, but also some gems like :


    She's the one with the yellow dress.


    She's the one with the red swim suit.


    She's the one verifying if her butt is still there.

    Now you picture Gloria Hendry !
    BUT NOT TOTALLY !!!

    Let's zoom in.

    Lifting invisible weights.


    Waiting for the picnic basket.


    Showing an amazing necklace.


    Beware ! I'm Gloria !
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeApr 27th 2012 edited
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    Lana Wood.
    Another JB slave (and Natalie's sister).

    You know her from the worst Sean Connery extravaganza ever : Diamonds Are Forever.



    After that ? Well. She went straight to TV, cashing in for Starsky & Hutch, Mission Impossible, Fantasy Island, Captain America and EVEN Mike Hammer !

    Is that possible ?
    But hey! She started a carrier in The Searchers, so she's excused.

    Caught in the middle of an art happening.


    Explaining a Yoya position for dummies.


    With a lucky beast by the pool.


    Hiding her new swim suit.


    Looking for her towel.


    "I'm not Maria from West Side. That's why I sign most of my pics."
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeApr 27th 2012 edited
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    Ever heard about Sybil Danning ?

    Ah c'mon ! If you can solve a "Meteor" snap, you MUST remember her as the Swiss girl skier !

    Otherwise watch one of the best space opera ever made in movie land. And I'm not talking about the one you saw over and over.

    Produced by Roger Corman, written by (fasten your seatbelts) John Sayles, spaceships drived by Robert Vaughn, I'm talking about :



    Tadam !
    Check out Sybil as Saint-Exmin !



    And while you're at it, WATCH THE OFFICIAL TRAILER ! And see some extraterrestrial dudes tasting hot dogs.


    Aaaaah Sybil... She was Eugenie in The Three Musketeers and The Four Musketeers (but she didn't make it for The Five Musketeers).

    Anyway !
    Let's have a closer look on her hairdress.

    Striking a pose on a middle-age road.


    Watch out !


    Tempted by the pool.


    Realizing too late the water is cold.


    Teaching quantum physic.


    Trying to do the letter B.


    Showing some kind of new dildo.


    And --- doing the Official Playmate® just for us !


    She even survived the 80s !
    So here is a complimentary scene from They're Playing with Fire.
    It's so well directed it looks like an Oliver Stone flick.

    Enjoy !

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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeApr 28th 2012 edited
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    We need more forgotten 70's starlets.