I know it's not just me who's annoyed at the current influx of dozens of three-line "film reviews" just so that people can get a helmet memorabilium (Singular of memorabilia :D), so maybe it's a good idea to assign someone who just mods the reviews? Maybe even make them all require moderator acceptation before they get posted?
To everyone else I would say if you think there is someone who is adding one-line (or thereabouts) reviews, let me, Chrisy or Deviant know on our profiles, and we will look into it.
The word count thing is actually a pretty good idea, I hadn't even thought of that. Just goes to show there's often a simple solution for every problem, even if you come up with more complicated ones :p
A wordcount doesn't prevent people from writing nonsense. 200 words of nothing can also be expanded to 500. I think it's a good idea that reviews should be either approved beforehand, or removed, if they're inadequate.
I also think reviews on here need some advertising. They're found in the oblivion of the bottom page where hardly anyone scrolls down to. Also a review of the month (Top 3 maybe) would be nice. I'm sure people would put in a bit more effort then. I quite enjoy writing reviews once in a while but it's a bit dishearting when only 5 people read them.