- They say he hasn't slept in like over a year. - Bullshit! - Naw, it's true. I've never seen him sleep. Seriously. - Have you ever seen Queen Elizabeth sleep? - No, why, is she a tweaker? - [pause] Yes. That's my point
them00ch you are right...i realized posting a link was a mistake because everyone would now the shot then, but you were fast so it's your turn :) Sorry guys it took so long to confirm
"You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events."
A Marine and a sailor are taking a piss. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor says, "In the Navy they teach us to wash our hands". The Marines turn to him and says: "in the Marines they teach us not to piss on our hands".
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness.