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      CommentAuthorgregov
    • CommentTimeApr 7th 2010 edited
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    Funny people.

    easiest quote ever:

    "Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three."
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    Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    A long one, but I think it's hilarious:

    A: McHenry is pretty far from Jersey, might I ask what brings you guys to Illinois?
    B: Some fuck named John Hughes.
    A: "16 Candles" John Hughes?
    B: You know him too? That fucking guy. Made this flick "16 Candles" right? Not bad it's got tits in it, but no bush. Of course Ebert over here don't give a shit about that stuff cause he's all in love with this John Hughes guy and rents every one of his movies. Fucking "Breakfast Club" all these stupid kids actually show up to detention, fucking "Weird Science" where this one chick wants to take off her gear and get down, but aw, no she don't cause it's a PG movie, and then there's "Pretty In Pink" which I can't watch with this tubby muthafucker any more, because every time we get to the part where the red head hooks up with her dream guy, he starts sobbin' like a little eight-year-old with a skinned knee and shit. And nothing is worse then watching a fat man weep.
    • CommentAuthoragonistes
    • CommentTimeApr 7th 2010
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    not sure if it's Dogma or Jay and Silent Bob Strike back... 'B' definitely sounds like Jay
    • CommentAuthoragonistes
    • CommentTimeApr 7th 2010
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    ah, is it the scene in Dogma on the train? then 'A' would be Jason Lee
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    It is Dogma, but not the scene on the train. It's when they first meet with the girl, right after they kicked the asses of those hockey kids.

    You're up!
    • CommentAuthoragonistes
    • CommentTimeApr 7th 2010
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    A: "Why are you so sweaty?"
    B: "I was watching Cops."
    • CommentAuthoragonistes
    • CommentTimeApr 8th 2010
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    hm, no answer for 21 hours, so here's another quote from the same movie:

    A: "This house is a fucking prison!"
    B: "On Planet Bullshit!"
    A: "In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!"
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    I think I know it, but I already had the last two. I'll give it some more time.
    • CommentAuthorhanske84
    • CommentTimeApr 8th 2010
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    not everybody likes him, but Will Ferrell is funny :)

    Step Brothers
    • CommentAuthoragonistes
    • CommentTimeApr 8th 2010
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    yep that's correct :) his newer movies seem to be a hit or miss, but I always enjoy Step Brothers
    • CommentAuthorhanske84
    • CommentTimeApr 8th 2010
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    nice :D

    here's my quote: "Listen... do you smell something?"
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    Ghost Busters. Don't make this too easy ;)
    • CommentAuthorhanske84
    • CommentTimeApr 8th 2010
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    and that's a big 10-4 @Freudianspud :D

    my apologies if you thought it to be too easy, but I find the quote hilarious :D:D:D
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    It is an awesome quote, it was a joke ;)

    Here's another easy but awesome one:

    A: *Name*, my density has bought me to you.
    B: What?
    A: Oh, what I meant to say was...
    B: Wait a minute, don't I know you from somewhere?
    A: Yes. Yes. I'm *Name*. I'm your density. I mean... your destiny.
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      CommentAuthorforerunner
    • CommentTimeApr 8th 2010
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    back to the future?
    • CommentAuthorhanske84
    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2010
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    I think @forerunner is right! :)

    great quote :D
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      CommentAuthorforerunner
    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2010
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    I'll wait for freudianspud to confirm that. Was a lucky guess from my side. Plus i need time to come up with a quote, since step brothers was recently used.
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    Forerunner was right! It's after Marty 'descends' on George in his radiation-suit, telling him he's Darth Vader and that George should talk to Elaine.
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      CommentAuthorforerunner
    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2010
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    @ Freudianspud, i've never even seen the movies :P

    Found a nice quote:
    One thing is true of all governments - their most reliable records are tax records.
    • CommentAuthorhanske84
    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2010
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    he he, I know that one :D

    V for Vendetta!

    great movie :D
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      CommentAuthorforerunner
    • CommentTimeApr 10th 2010
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    correct, you're up hanske84
    • CommentAuthorhanske84
    • CommentTimeApr 12th 2010
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    ok, thanks :)

    "Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox"
    • CommentAuthorAsmodai
    • CommentTimeApr 12th 2010
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    Goodfellas!
    Awesome film, and Joe Pesci is amazing.
    • CommentAuthorhanske84
    • CommentTimeApr 12th 2010
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    @Asmodai

    that's a big 10-4! roger roger! :D

    and it's a great movie indeed!!! watched it again yesterday :)
    • CommentAuthorAsmodai
    • CommentTimeApr 12th 2010
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    "Hmm. In my book, though, someone comes at you with a bottle, I'm sorry, that is a deadly weapon, he's gotta take the consequences."
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    In Bruges!
    • CommentAuthorAsmodai
    • CommentTimeApr 12th 2010
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    Correct.
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    Wahey!

    "Viagra! Virgin! Vino! Vagabond! Vagina!"
    • CommentAuthorrulo
    • CommentTimeApr 13th 2010
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    v for vendetta?:)
    • CommentAuthorAsmodai
    • CommentTimeApr 13th 2010
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    The dictionary?
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      CommentAuthorthem00ch
    • CommentTimeApr 13th 2010
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    Sounds a bit like Asmodai's movie watching system. Well, it will when he gets to the letter V in about 10 years.
    • CommentAuthorMallemout
    • CommentTimeApr 13th 2010 edited
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    Charlie Bartlett

    Not such a big movie but I rather liked it.
    • CommentAuthorAsmodai
    • CommentTimeApr 13th 2010
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    Sounds more like a roman orgy, to be honest... Salo perhaps? :P
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    Mallemout was right! And yeah, not a very big production, but definitely a very good one.

    Take it away, Malle!
    • CommentAuthorMallemout
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2010
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    Probably waaaaaaaaay to easy but I like it so much:

    You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good
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    Men in black
    • CommentAuthorMallemout
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2010
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    Correct, all yours now misterorange
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    an easy one

    When I see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked, even if I don't want to. All I see is pork swords
    • CommentAuthorJohannaP
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2010
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    Juno!
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    correct JohannaP

    it's your turn
    • CommentAuthorJohannaP
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2010
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    Okidoki, here it is

    A: If I don't come back, tell mother I love her
    B: Your mother's dead, A
    A: Well then I'll tell her myself
    • CommentAuthorAsmodai
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2010
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    No Country for Old Men
    • CommentAuthorJohannaP
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2010
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    Wow you're quick. Your turn!
    • CommentAuthorAsmodai
    • CommentTimeApr 14th 2010
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    Easy one:

    A: "How much for the little girl? How much for the women?"
    B: "What?"
    A: "Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children."
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    The Blues Brothers.
    • CommentAuthorAsmodai
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2010
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    Go ahead ;)
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    One gay beer for my gay friend, one normal beer for me because I am normal.
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      CommentAuthorgregov
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2010 edited
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    In Bruges.

    "I'm gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge."
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      CommentAuthorfungus
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2010
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    @Asmodai: you stole my quote, see February 28. http://forum.whatthemovie.com/comments.php?DiscussionID=642&page=7

    However, I still think you can't quote that line too much :))
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    Gregov's quote is from Planet Terror, if I am not mistaken.