Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me *spoiler*.
- Is that what I think it is? - What do you think it is? - I think it's a gun pressed up against my dick. - Well, you thought right. Now take your hands off from around my throat, nigga.
A: What are they doing over there? They're filming something. They're filming midgets! B: "spoiler"... B: "spoiler", come on. Let's go. A: My arse let's go. They're filming midgets.
"You wear black 'cause you can't find anything else to wear? You found your sound 'cause you can't play no better? You just tried to kiss me because "it just happened?" You should try take credit for something every once in a while, *spoiler*"
sorry, me again. This is the original Man in Black, Johnny "My Name is Sue" Cash. Oscar winning Reese Witherspoon saying this in Walk the Line. When Joachim Phoenix starts singing Folsom Prison Blues, I cry like a baby. Beautiful!
Yeah, sorry, I'm just glad I finally start recognizing lines and enjoy it before you all start with the hard ones again :p
Next:
"Wait a second, let's recap. Last night, we lost my car, we accepted stolen money from a transsexual stripper, and now some space nerds want us to find something we can't pronounce. I hate to say it, Chester, but maybe we need to cut back on the shibbying."
"For three years we had her under contract, singing lessons, dancing lessons, acting lessons. I spent hundreds of thousands of dollars. I was gonna make her a big star. And let me be even more frank, just to show you that I'm not a hard-hearted man, that it's not all dollars and cents. She was beautiful, she was innocent, she was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had it all over the world."