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      CommentAuthorgregov
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2010
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    Indeed.
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    Woo!

    "You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?"
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    tombstone???
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    Yessah!
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    Ok then... my first solve and my first quote then:
    It's not too difficult I quess

    “You come on my daughter’s wedding day and you ask me to murder for money”
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      CommentAuthorpspan
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2010
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    Godfather!
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    Yup...!
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      CommentAuthorpspan
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2010
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    a short one:
    "A: How you doin' then? All right, are you? Now look, squire, you're the guv'nor here, I can see that. I'm in your manor now. So there's no need to get your knickers in a twist. Whatever this bollocks is that's going down between you and that slag Valentine, it's got nothing to do with me. I couldn't care less. Alright, mate? Let me explain. When I was in prison - second time - uh, no, telling a lie, third stretch, yeah, third, third - there was this screw what really had it in for me, and that geezer was top of my list. Two years after I got sprung, I sees him in Arnold Park. He's sittin' on a bench feedin' bloody pigeons. There was no-one about, I could've gone up behind him and snapped his fuckin' neck, *wallop!* But I left it. I could've knobbled him, but I didn't. 'Cause what I thought I wanted wasn't what I wanted. What I thought I was thinkin' about was something else. I didn't give a toss. It didn't matter, see? This berk on the bench wasn't worth my time. It meant sod-all in the end, 'cause you gotta make a choice: when to do something, and when to let it go. When it matters, and when it don't. Bide your time. That's what prison teaches you, if nothing else. Bide your time, and everything becomes clear, and you can act accordingly.

    B: There's one thing I don't understand. The thing I don't understand is every motherfuckin' word you're saying."
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    Animal?
    • CommentAuthorAsmodai
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2010
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    The 51st state?
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      CommentAuthorpspan
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2010
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    nope and nay
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    Only with the help of google I know this one :(
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    Without the help of Google, I present you my answer

    The Limey!

    Hilarious scene, great over-acting and a Jack Sparrow accent :p
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      CommentAuthorpspan
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2010
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    good 1, although by your own admission by cheating. No worries, you're next...
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      CommentAuthortliff
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2010
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    actually, he said "without" ;)
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    "Without" indeed.

    "It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside."
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      CommentAuthorpspan
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2010
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    oeps, I stand corrected. Been a long working day. Nice quote, I have no idea...
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    Come on people, it's not THAT hard...
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      CommentAuthorthem00ch
    • CommentTimeApr 18th 2010
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    naked gun? Can imagine Leslie Nielsen saying it.
    • CommentAuthorhanske84
    • CommentTimeApr 19th 2010
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    them00ch is right, Lt. Frank Drebin says that line :)
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      CommentAuthorthem00ch
    • CommentTimeApr 19th 2010
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    Can't think of any at the moment so here is a very easy one...

    "flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. "
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      CommentAuthorpspan
    • CommentTimeApr 20th 2010
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    haha, just saw it again: Airplane AKA Flying High. Saw it in High School. Those were the days.
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      CommentAuthorthem00ch
    • CommentTimeApr 20th 2010
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    spot on pspan - your go.
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      CommentAuthorpspan
    • CommentTimeApr 20th 2010
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    Just cause its so damn beautiful:

    Als das Kind Kind war,
    ging es mit hängenden Armen,
    wollte der Bach sei ein Fluß,
    der Fluß sei ein Strom,
    und diese Pfütze das Meer.

    Als das Kind Kind war,
    wußte es nicht, daß es Kind war,
    alles war ihm beseelt,
    und alle Seelen waren eins.

    Als das Kind Kind war,
    hatte es von nichts eine Meinung,
    hatte keine Gewohnheit,
    saß oft im Schneidersitz,
    lief aus dem Stand,
    hatte einen Wirbel im Haar
    und machte kein Gesicht beim fotografieren.

    Als das Kind Kind war,
    war es die Zeit der folgenden Fragen:
    Warum bin ich ich und warum nicht du?
    Warum bin ich hier und warum nicht dort?
    Wann begann die Zeit und wo endet der Raum?
    Ist das Leben unter der Sonne nicht bloß ein Traum?
    Ist was ich sehe und höre und rieche
    nicht bloß der Schein einer Welt vor der Welt?
    Gibt es tatsächlich das Böse und Leute,
    die wirklich die Bösen sind?
    Wie kann es sein, daß ich, der ich bin,
    bevor ich wurde, nicht war,
    und daß einmal ich, der ich bin,
    nicht mehr der ich bin, sein werde?

    Als das Kind Kind war,
    würgte es am Spinat, an den Erbsen, am Milchreis,
    und am gedünsteten Blumenkohl.
    und ißt jetzt das alles und nicht nur zur Not.

    Als das Kind Kind war,
    erwachte es einmal in einem fremden Bett
    und jetzt immer wieder,
    erschienen ihm viele Menschen schön
    und jetzt nur noch im Glücksfall,
    stellte es sich klar ein Paradies vor
    und kann es jetzt höchstens ahnen,
    konnte es sich Nichts nicht denken
    und schaudert heute davor.

    Als das Kind Kind war,
    spielte es mit Begeisterung
    und jetzt, so ganz bei der Sache wie damals, nur noch,
    wenn diese Sache seine Arbeit ist.

    Als das Kind Kind war,
    genügten ihm als Nahrung Apfel, Brot,
    und so ist es immer noch.

    Als das Kind Kind war,
    fielen ihm die Beeren wie nur Beeren in die Hand
    und jetzt immer noch,
    machten ihm die frischen Walnüsse eine rauhe Zunge
    und jetzt immer noch,
    hatte es auf jedem Berg
    die Sehnsucht nach dem immer höheren Berg,
    und in jeder Stadt
    die Sehnsucht nach der noch größeren Stadt,
    und das ist immer noch so,
    griff im Wipfel eines Baums nach dem Kirschen in einemHochgefühl
    wie auch heute noch,
    eine Scheu vor jedem Fremden
    und hat sie immer noch,
    wartete es auf den ersten Schnee,
    und wartet so immer noch.

    Als das Kind Kind war,
    warf es einen Stock als Lanze gegen den Baum,
    und sie zittert da heute noch.
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      CommentAuthorthem00ch
    • CommentTimeApr 20th 2010
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    Oh wow I love that. But I just did one so I'll leave it to someone else.
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      CommentAuthorfungus
    • CommentTimeApr 21st 2010 edited
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    That has to be
    Der Himmel über Berlin
    aka
    Wings of Desire

    Beautiful!
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      CommentAuthorpspan
    • CommentTimeApr 21st 2010
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    Fungus,

    you're right!
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      CommentAuthorfungus
    • CommentTimeApr 21st 2010 edited
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    Ok, here we go:

    A: He has my father's eyes.
    B: *A*, take those out of his mouth.
    • CommentAuthorJohannaP
    • CommentTimeApr 21st 2010
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    Addams Family?
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      CommentAuthorfungus
    • CommentTimeApr 21st 2010 edited
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    It's Addams Family Values, that's close enough.
    Your turn JohannaP
    • CommentAuthorJohannaP
    • CommentTimeApr 21st 2010
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    Thanks Fungus

    A: Why are you always so suspicious?
    B: Should I answer chronologically or alphabetically?
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    Sherlock Holmes
    • CommentAuthorJohannaP
    • CommentTimeApr 21st 2010
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    of course!
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      CommentAuthorfungus
    • CommentTimeApr 21st 2010
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    Sounds like a quote out of Asmodai's mouth :P
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      CommentAuthorZythux
    • CommentTimeApr 21st 2010
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    He would just start alphabetically without asking.
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      CommentAuthorsati
    • CommentTimeApr 21st 2010
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    oh! <3:D
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    And here's mine

    A: What's the point of being a writer or an artist anyway? Herman Melville wrote fuckin' Moby Dick, he was so poor and forgot by the time he died that in his obituary they called him Henry Melville. You know, like why bother? They're just going to forget our fuckin' names anyway. I heard Em went back to New York.
    B: I wish it didn't end like that, I should've - I don't know.
    (Pause)
    B: Your Herman Melville story that - that's bullshit.
    A: It's true, they called him Henry.
    B: No, I mean, he wrote a seven-hundred page allegorical novel about the whaling industry. I think he was a pretty passionate guy, Joel. I hope they call me Henry when I die, too.
    A: One can only hope
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      CommentAuthorsati
    • CommentTimeApr 21st 2010
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    Adventureland!
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      CommentAuthorsati
    • CommentTimeApr 21st 2010
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    Here I go, it's easy as hell:
    "Ming? There's no Ming, that's a fucking restaurant!!!"
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      CommentAuthorstephan
    • CommentTimeApr 21st 2010
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    I suppose it's Natural Born Killers
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      CommentAuthorsati
    • CommentTimeApr 21st 2010
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    yes!:D
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      CommentAuthorstephan
    • CommentTimeApr 21st 2010
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    ok, another one rather easy...

    A: Where are the cookies?
    B: You mean Fred and Ginger?
    A: Dancing.
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    That might be Grease..
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      CommentAuthorstephan
    • CommentTimeApr 21st 2010
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    unfortunately not...
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      CommentAuthorpspan
    • CommentTimeApr 21st 2010
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    Ah, my kind of movie now:
    Fire Walk with me. Liked the tv-series better.....
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      CommentAuthorpspan
    • CommentTimeApr 21st 2010
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    The Valkyrie at my side is shouting and laughing with the pure, hateful, bloodthirsty joy of the slaughter... and so am I.
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      CommentAuthorstephan
    • CommentTimeApr 21st 2010
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    Absolutely right! Yeah, the series was just great!
    Go ahead again!
    • CommentAuthorAsmodai
    • CommentTimeApr 21st 2010
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    Sin city.
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    Apparently, Asmodai has gained the ability to see into the future...
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      CommentAuthorthem00ch
    • CommentTimeApr 21st 2010
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    Nope, just the ability to read words :)

    * pspan
    * CommentTime54 minutes ago
    The Valkyrie at my side is shouting and laughing with the pure, hateful, bloodthirsty joy of the slaughter... and so am I.

    * Asmodai
    * CommentTime45 minutes ago
    Sin city.