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Palahniuk? In here you can do whatever you want, as long as the serious topics stay serious, ok? :D
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- CommentAuthorOhLookBirdies
- CommentTimeJun 17th 2010
Topic or not topic, that is the question.
Also, if you stay on-topic in an off-topic topic, does that make you off-topic because you're not off-topic? -
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CommentAuthorforerunner
- CommentTimeJun 17th 2010
or, does it change the status from the off-topic topic to an on-topic topic, as someone posted an off-topic post
in an off-topic topic, thus making it an on-topic post, rendering the off-topic topic on-topic.
UGH,
brainfreeze -
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I say we turn this thread into a pirate ship!
with blackjack!
and hookers! -
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CommentAuthorforerunner
- CommentTimeJun 17th 2010 edited
nevermind, wrong topic
so it was off-topic, thus creating the problem in my previous post -
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Margotte
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- CommentAuthorOhLookBirdies
- CommentTimeJun 17th 2010
Not hookers, tliff, wenches! -
palahniuk you're my favourite wtm person
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imo you shouldn't be trapped here. using this thread like some kind of gaol. its not right.
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CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
- CommentTimeJun 17th 2010
Wow wow wow!!!
Hold on!
This is MY Platinum Playground here!
You don't mess with the Palahniuk without impunity.
I leave a few hours doing important business like wheeling and dealing, confusing women, pirating blockbusters and cooking coq-au-vin for my daughter and what do I find: FUNNY PEOPLE!
Funny people playing... WITHOUT ME!
But now I'm taking over.
I'm making the rules here thanks to Asmodai who understands very well the sensitive and intellectual person I am.
This off-off-off-topic on-topic is going to be DEADLY SERIOUS.
I'm going to discuss Yasujiro Ozu cinema.
This is going to be very Andrzej Zulawski around here.
I will cast light on every thing you always wanted to know about Jacques Rivette but were afraid to ask.
Your LOTR days are over!
You will not even remember the name of the lunatic who was playing in POC!
My advice? Sell right away your Harry Potter DVDs on e-bay because I'm going to open your consciousness with stuff you never heard of!
But before putting my glasses on and start a lecture on Dogs Condition in Italian Futurism Cinema with an additionnal study of Anton Giulio Bragaglia filmography, I have to organize my fan base.
Do you want to know more?
Stay online! -
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- CommentAuthorOhLookBirdies
- CommentTimeJun 17th 2010
I don't want to know more! I want to drink beer and watch porn. But I have to wait for someone to come online so I can talk to them before I can go do that. Sucks. -
Finally a special place for Beast ;)
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CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
- CommentTimeJun 18th 2010
Give me a hug. Buy my mug.
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Seems like a good deal ;) Although I'd rather just give you a hug for real (I apologize to those who have a guey love-mash sensitivity, but I've a weakness for this guy)
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CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
- CommentTimeJun 18th 2010
You see?
I have ONE fan.
And:
1. She's a girl.
2. She's young.
3. She's damn cute!
4. She's funny.
5. She's clever.
6. She loves movies.
7. She's into sex.
8. She's British.
9. She's mine.
10. She's buying her mug.
And people say that Internet isn't for real!
Can you believe it?
PS: I take WTM bucks too. 1000 WTM bucks per mug. 5 mugs: 3000 WTM bucks!
Don't you guys say I'm not a deal maker!
Hurry up because I have a limited stock. -
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You have way too much time on your hands Palahniuk007. :D I actually wouldn't mind buying some wtm merchandise like that though, given that the proceeds would go to naut and tliff.
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- CommentAuthorErikMeijers
- CommentTimeJun 18th 2010
Give me the mug, and I'll give you the WTM bucks!
Personalized with my smashing avatar and the altered text: "I buy what ever I want on What The Movie from Palahniuk007"
This will blow my friends of their socks. I'll be the king of The Netherlands. -
Very nice mug, I'm impressed! I'll pay with wtm bucks.
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- CommentAuthorOhLookBirdies
- CommentTimeJun 18th 2010
You should personalise it with people's pictures, too. Everyone knows drinks taste better when your beverage container has your mug shot. Where do you think the term comes from? -
THIS IS INCREDIBLE!
Since i have infinity bucks, I'll buy an infinite amount of mugs -
- CommentAuthorOhLookBirdies
- CommentTimeJun 18th 2010 edited
Your infinity of bucks is merely a façade, like taping a cardboard Ferrari cutout to your AMC Gremlin! Your stats clearly indicate you have 1213 bucks, and stats don't lie. -
Why isn't "Kobayashi" written on the back of the mug?
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And why I'm not in the exemple ?
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CommentAuthorKeyser_Soze
- CommentTimeJun 18th 2010
Yeah, I would like "Kobayashi" written on the back of my mug -
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CommentAuthorforerunner
- CommentTimeJun 18th 2010
take that CW, i'm in.
Give me one of those mugs :P -
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CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
- CommentTimeJun 18th 2010
To my Muse: Oldzia.
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I don't know if should watch Transformers to honor Megan Fox, or throw it away to not covet a Michael Bay movie!
Does not compute!
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I'm so glad Palahniuk007 is showing us the path. Please if possible I want a T-Shirt with the Ten Commandments and of course my mug. :D
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I'm not a girl, I'm not (so) young, I'm not british (although on june 18 we are all british), and above all I'm not yours!
But you are my idol Pala.
I'll give 2000 WTM bucks for one of these mugs !
Even with CW's picture on it :) -
I am touched, really.
Considering the amount of hard work, and money spent to create this motion picture I would like to nominate this movie for a WTM Academy Award in the following categories:
Best director
Best script
Best actor
Best Make-Up
Best Costume Design
Best Visual Effects
The voting starts now.
I obviously and without hesitation give my vote to the best director Palahniuk007.
PS. Special thanks are due to Asmodai who made this movie possible. -
@Agonistes - watch to honor Megan and then throw away ;)
@Oldzia999 - what shall we name the WTM Academy Award ? This is very important issue... -
@Talie - good question, indeed. But the issue is too important for me to decide by myself. We should all come up with something, and choose one that suits WTM best.
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I guess to change the things a little could be a girl's name. :D
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As the Academy Award is also knows as Oscar, I would choose a name for the WTM Academy Award. Maybe the Naut or the Tliff. Or, to honour Palahniuk's obsession, the Oldzia.
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With all respect to the Naut or the Tliff my vote is for the Oldzia.
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As much as it flatters me, please don't consider my name or nick. I believe it should be a name directly connected to WTM, so so far the Naut or the Tliff are the best options.
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Otherwise lets consider something taken from a movie. ;)
Just to give you an idea. I'm working on the male version ;)
And here it is:
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CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
- CommentTimeJun 18th 2010 edited
This award turns me on (the girly one!)
You, beautiful ladies, gave me a wonderful idea.
I'm going to organize THE OLDZIA AWARD POSTER CONTEST.
I'm not kidding.
Me, Palahniuk, will be the only juror (cause you're in my zone and It's my money we're talking about!).
The 3 winners will have the same price: a ONE YEAR FREE SUBSCRIPTION TO WTM!
I'm going to prepare an annoucement with all the rules.
But meanwhile don't forget to ask your KEY FINDER to Tliff... -
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Lovely idea, I can only hope no one portrays me as The Wicked Witch of WhatTheMovie.
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CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
- CommentTimeJun 18th 2010
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oh my god. margotte. je t'aime
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I'd like mine in pink. :D
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CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
- CommentTimeJun 18th 2010
Sorry we don't have pink in stock.
We're working on that! -
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Haha, Margotte phenomenon has to be included:D
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Ok, I want one of these then. But I'll wait for the pink ones too.
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You should leave out 'pirate key'.
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CommentAuthorforerunner
- CommentTimeJun 18th 2010
crap, i can't wistle. How about making one with the sound of snapping fingers? -
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- CommentAuthorOhLookBirdies
- CommentTimeJun 18th 2010
I say we name the award after something which is not only universally appreciated, but also a very fair indication of what the website is all about, and we dub it "The Tits." -
The OhLookTitties Award??!?!?!?!?!
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CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
- CommentTimeJun 18th 2010
@Krukev: you meant PUSSY (pirate key) FINDER?
Man: you're pure genius! -