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      CommentAuthorenerg
    • CommentTimeJul 7th 2010
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    It was a great show!! Really awsome!! I'm glad everybody was there to whitness toffetomas winning, well deserved it was!
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    Toffetomas was so good I'll ban him from the next contest!
    • CommentAuthortobsch
    • CommentTimeJul 7th 2010 edited
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    Yeah, I also agree with everyone (would be bad for my image if I disagreed...). It was a great contest! I had a lot of fun.
    And congrats to toffetomas for winning!
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    Thanks everyone who voted for me and congrats Toffetomas for winning this awesome contest! I also had a great time in here, and I'm already looking forward to the next one :)
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      CommentAuthorfungus
    • CommentTimeJul 7th 2010
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    Congrats to toffetomas from me, too.
    And thank's to Palahniuk, absolutely awesome show!
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    Don't tell anyone but Marinaraujo is going to win the next contest even if she's 16.
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    WOW! I'm not at WTM for some days and there's a lot of amazing stuff going on.
    I had SO MUCH fun catching up all those amazing posts. This was a great contest with some awesome posters. I'm really impressed by all this beauty and love.
    I have to take a break now and get myself together again.
    It's all a bit to emotional right now (even when I didn't win anything (I'll get back on THAT!!!))
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    I was at the seaside, did I win? ;]
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    Your summer contest!

    • CommentAuthorhanske84
    • CommentTimeJul 8th 2010
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    @ Palah

    a 2 month during contest.....isn't that just a little tiny eenie peenie bit too long?

    and do we have a chance on winning the prestigous "Palahward" this time? ;)
    (maybe you should team up with the memorabilia-guy; Martin Wörister and create a "Palahward")
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    @GodFearingHanske

    This is a SUMMER CONTEST!
    I want everybody to have a chance to play it (we're all going to leave on holidays soon or later).

    No graphic skills needed this time.
    Just use your head and write it down!

    You're gonna need rejected snaps and creativity.

    Of course we need a Special Memorabilia for this.
    But I don't know yet who do I have to sleep with to get it done.

    Kids?

    It's time to play. This an ENDURANCE contest.

    Good luck!
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    I start with my own rejected subbed snap.

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    I delete all my rejected snaps, how will I be able to participate of this one? Er
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      CommentAuthorenerg
    • CommentTimeJul 8th 2010 edited
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    Something like this Palahniuk?
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    @marinaraujo you can use someone else's rejected shots too
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      CommentAuthorgregov
    • CommentTimeJul 8th 2010
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    @toffetomas Oh I didn't see that. Thanks.
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    • CommentAuthorCinfils
    • CommentTimeJul 8th 2010
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      CommentAuthorfungus
    • CommentTimeJul 8th 2010 edited
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    @toffetomas: You're breaking the rules. My Swiss flag was accepted for FF. And way long before your Dutch flag :P
    #90810: http://whatthemovie.com/shot/90810
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    @fungus oh, shit, sorry, i made a mistake somehow... quite strange cause this normally never happens...
    @palahniuk am i disqualified now?
    • CommentAuthorLordMyst
    • CommentTimeJul 8th 2010 edited
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    oke so you need a rejected shot
    and a text on the shot to qualify
    personelly I think you can only use you own rejected shots
    but its your party pala :)
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    I'm here!
    Back in Paris!

    Let me take a quick shower: I have a few IMPORTANT comments!
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeJul 8th 2010 edited
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    First of all, I'm not going to lecture you.
    Don't get me wrong. I lecture nobody.
    I'm just gonna give you some PRECISIONS.

    We're talking about SUBTITLES.
    Subtitles are bits of dialogues.

    Gregov understood very well what is at stake here.

    Read:



    It's a 10/10. And it makes me laugh!

    Now.

    @Energ
    You have to be very concise to get your message across.
    Be cinematic. Chose MOVIE WORDS. I rewrote your snap my way:



    But there is a million ways. Chose yours. Chose life. Chose Trainspotting!

    @Cinfils
    Your idea is GREAT!
    But the writting doesn't follow.
    Spend at least 10 minutes to formulate what you want to say people!
    I rewrote it because it makes me laugh.



    With a subtitle like that? Honestly? Cinfils would have already won the contest!

    @Marinaraujo
    That's why the contest lasts so long.
    You'll have rejected shots soon or later.
    But you can borrow rejected shots from others if you feel creative right now.

    @LordMyst
    Of course it's better if you use your OWN rejected snap!
    It's more VISCERAL!

    @Toffetomas
    Cheater!
    DO NOT USE SNAPS FROM THE ARCHIVES.
    I'm gonna have more enemies around!

    TO ALL:

    Text HAS TO BE:
    White BOLD font.
    Black STROKE.
    CENTERED.

    Here is an example from RichieRich treasure cove:


    NO: TEXT IS NOT CENTERED, NO BLACK STROKE


    NO: TEXT IS CENTERED, NO BLACK STROKE


    YES! TEXT IS CENTERED WITH BLACK STROKE

    Go to work!
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      CommentAuthorRazzomega
    • CommentTimeJul 8th 2010
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    You're great Palahniuk, I will post a rejected shot when I come home from France :P! I loved the Ego poster contest, but my own creativity is really low. I will try my best in this contest.
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    Razzo!

    EVERYBODY is creative.

    Mark my words.

    This contest is easy.
    You just have to sit 10 minutes and formulate a killer line on your rejected snap.
    That's all. Let your brain do the job.

    Nobody judges anybody here.
    This is not NS ZONE!!!

    This is… PALAHNIUK ZONE!

    You're SAFE!

    GO FOR IT!!!
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    I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!
    did RichieRich really do the Chrisy-man kind of thing? LOOOOOOOOOL funny!
    I'M SO DOING THIS.
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    Well this one is harder than the Ego Poster Contest imo.
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeJul 9th 2010 edited
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    Of course you're going to do this!
    A contest without Silvia Brigida is not an EXCITING contest!

    Now.

    I heard some of you think it's not THAT easy
    Marina! I'm talking to you! Stop talking to your friend next to you!

    I hear whining and arguments like: I'm not creative!
    Well: we all went to school, right?
    It's time to practice a little bit.

    I took one of my rejected snap. A difficult one from THE DAMNED UNITED.



    I spent 7 minutes thinking about it.

    I wrote things like: "The tongue was too much"
    Not funny.

    Then I wrote: "NO TONGUE! NO TONGUE! NO TONGUE!"
    Not funny.

    And I reformulated the Tongue Angle like this:



    But I could do it with the Actor Angle. Like this:



    Get it?
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    @Silviabrigida
    Of course RichieRich wrote the whole stuff!
    The guy is PURE GENIUS!
    • CommentAuthorG_Fortes
    • CommentTimeJul 9th 2010
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    • CommentAuthormarinaraujo
    • CommentTimeJul 9th 2010 edited
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    I do, the idea is actually very simple, but I'm horrible at creating smart stuff like those. I'm not a funny person at all.
    But there's plenty of time to go, let's see if I can figure something out...
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    @Marinanana
    Are you kidding me?
    Your Ego Posters were GREAT.
    Smart, fun, fresh.

    I believe in you!
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    Welcome to G_Fortes!
    Her subbed snap is actually clever…
    • CommentAuthorG_Fortes
    • CommentTimeJul 9th 2010
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    Thanks, Palahniuk!
    ;P
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    @G_Fortes
    I checked your rejected snaps, Darling.
    #92919 is asking for its subtitle! I'm telling ya!!!
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    @Oldzia999
    Your snap is great!
    YOU DON'T NEED TO SUBMIT YOUR SNAP TO ME GUYS AND GALS!

    Post it right here!

    • CommentAuthoroldzia999
    • CommentTimeJul 9th 2010
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    This new contest is a great idea. Plus it only requires a few minutes to make one of those:

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    AAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!!

    I see the ladies are creative tonight!

    Oldzia (why the hell your nickname is Oldzia btw?): you're in my "petits papiers".

    Silvia!
    SilviaSilviaSilviaSilviaSilviaSilviaSilviaSilviaSilvia.
    Have you watched a movie with a subtitle THAT LONG?

    Although your writing is fun and sexy: this is TOO LONG!

    Silvia doesn't play!
    Silvia CHARGES!!!!!!!

    Take your time.
    Write a ONE-LINER.
    Two max!

    I know you can do it because you already won a contest here!
    • CommentAuthoragonistes
    • CommentTimeJul 9th 2010 edited
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    Oh shoes! I knew it!
    I just can't resist a monologue, you know?
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    Agonistes is a serious contender.
    Agonistes is… THE TERMINATOR!!!!!
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    Silvia!
    Concentration.
    Breathe.

    And.

    Just do it.

    I have faith in you.
    Because you make me LAUGH!!!!
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    Naughty me, outing Cary Grant...
    I worth nothing.
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    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Guys?

    Silvia is taking over.
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    @Palahniuk007: If I make you laugh
    you should come here see that everytime you make one of your jokes, I unconsciously hit the keyboard
    I'm needing a new one sooner than I thought.
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeJul 9th 2010 edited
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    That's why you should buy Apple.
    • CommentAuthorthaizy
    • CommentTimeJul 9th 2010
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    hahhahaha i liked the big rejection's one. oh, i had one idea. but now, just forget, you're too good for me

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