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      CommentAuthorPhoenix
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010
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    *lol* That was thaizy's nice way to tell you, that you got rejected Pala :D ;)
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    Are you kidding me?
    Nobody can reject me!

    Look at you flaming girl: you are already in my nets.

    You can't escape Palahniuk if Palahniuk has eyes on you.
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      CommentAuthorPhoenix
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010
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    Hahahaahaha
    "Look at you flaming girl:"... yeah, beware, you could get burned ;)
    "you are already in my nets."... I must have missed that :D
    "You can't escape Palahniuk if Palahniuk has eyes on you."... Now I understand, Big Pala is watching you ^^
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010 edited
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    1. I demand to be burned by a HOT girl.
    2. You're trapped right here in Palahniuk's stash with no chance to get out.
    3. I have eyes and ears everywhere. I possess powerful softwares. And I like sex.
    • CommentAuthorshalev
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010
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    Thanks for your appreciation, Pala and doooom, but I'm no match for the heavy weights.
    The show was spactacular, Your photoshop skills are borderline scary, Mr Palahniuk. ;)
    Maybe now that it's over, some of my shots will finally go through!!
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    Wow wow wow!

    Shalev: your snaps were heavy weights I'm telling ya!
    And… If I remember correctly, I asked you a high rez pic of your avatar… That was for a reason.

    And don't make me cry!
    Because I will feel guilty and I will be obliged to make you win on second thoughts.
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      CommentAuthorPhoenix
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010 edited
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    1. Ok, but don't say I didn't warn you, I could be TOO HOT for you :P
    2. You're right about that, it's way too much fun here ;)
    3. Really sounds like the Big watching Brother :D

    4. Good that we have this Playzone here, so we have a place to write a lot of nonsense like this :D

    EDIT: Now I have to figure out a way to make Pala cry so I can win :D

    @shalev I think your snaps were great :)
    • CommentAuthorshalev
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010
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    Damn it, been searching for 15 minutes for an "I'm not worthy" snap, and all I could come up with is this:

    Do you feel your tear muscles working, or should I try harder?

    @Phoenix: Just checked that thread, you ARE hot! I will never take you seriously again... ;)
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      CommentAuthorPhoenix
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010 edited
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    @shalev I think it's not easy to find a shot like that... maybe someone knows if exactly that Waynes World shot got rejected? And who's upload it was ^^
    And now I don't know if I should thank you for the compliment or be mad at you for never taking me seriously again :D :P
    But a little hint might do it... especially here in the Playzone you can't take me seriously at all so no big loss there ;) :D
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    Shalev AND ShrimpyPants AND Agonistes will be the next winners.

    And what about… PHOENIX?

    I mean, I just opened her files and I see things.
    Like her reviews for example. They are fascinating.
    They are short. And well written although everybody thinks it's utter nonsense!
    Well it's because they didn't check out her real pics!

    What to do with Phoenix's files?
    She says she will be too hot for me. What's too hot?

    Her favorite snaps?






    Her accepted uploads?







    OR!

    AND THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THIS QUICK ANALYTIC STUDY: HER REJECTED SNAPS!
    Because the rejected snaps are very interesting when you toy with psy stuff.

    Look at this:





    Cry baby.
    Cry in my arms.
    I'm your savior!
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      CommentAuthorPhoenix
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010
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    loooooooooooooooool Pala AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
    I can't stop laughing, my stomach already hurts :D
    Just one thing maybe... you picked my mouth series rejected snaps :D Yeah somehow they didn't like that series ;)
    As for the rest... yeah I'm crying right now, but out of laughter ^^
    Now you really made my day and I thought you already did with the ceremony ;)
    • CommentAuthorshalev
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010
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    It's by Enter, and it's from FF, so yes, I cheated, so shoot me!
    What did you mean about Wayne's World, I didn't get it...

    And BTW, Seriousness is overrated.
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    Now Phoenix is MINE!
    Because Phoenix is nuts!

    The Wayne's World analysis?
    Don't listen to her and go check her pix a second time.
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      CommentAuthorPhoenix
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010
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    Well in Waynes World there is that scene where they bow before Alice Cooper and say "we're unworthy" ^^... that's what I meant for your shot shalev :)
    And for you Pala I have something special in a few minutes ;)
    Oh and btw.... yap, I'm nuts... but somehow I've got the feeling I'm not the only one here ;)
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    I agree. They're all nuts except me around here.
    • CommentAuthorshalev
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010
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    Good thinking, Pala, just did that :P
    Now... What were we talking about?
    Nevermind, I'm off... c ya.
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    Oh. My. God.
    I never laughed so hard in my whole life as I did today! It was an awesome show once again, some really clever subtitled shots, fantastic ideas, amazing Photoshoped pictures, even the comercial breaks were hilarious!
    Thanks a lot Palahniuk, not only because I won (I already thanked you on your profile but that was not enough ;) ), but also for keeping this as the funniest WTM forum topic, it's been a great amusement!
    Cheers MichaelAngelo, TheOffice911 and Doooom, obviously, and all the other players who contributed for such a hilarious series of shots. You guys are awesome.

    PS: Thaizy was right, my name is Marina Araujo but nevermind, I was actually getting used to have Raujo as a WTM-surname :) And I'm not a jealous person, I'll be gladly waiting for you here even if you want to have Thaizy first. I understand that two years are way too much time for you to wait ;))
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    Gregov was a great contender as well. Let's not forget this one:



    This one:



    And this one of course:

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    You see?

    M. Ari. Naraujo is maybe 16 but she keeps her words!
    I'm booking right now my tickets on VARIG AIRLINES!!!

    I love brazilian girls!
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      CommentAuthorPhoenix
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010 edited
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    So, let's see what we can learn about Pala, we don't already know yet.
    Shall we take a closer look? ^^
    Ok, let's first take a look at his favourite snaps:












    Maybe we will learn a bit more when we take a closer look at his uploads then?^^











    but his really dark side is only revealed when you take a really close look at his rejected snaps










    Now Pala my baby it's time you cry.
    Cry baby.
    Cry in my arms.
    I'm your savior!

    :D

    Oh and P.S. There's one thing I'd like to mention on my behalf regarding my reviews ;)
    I don't think that a review needs to be 10000 words long just to sum up whats's a movie like and I also don't like to spoiler movies in a review, that's why I never mention the story itself, or the characters or their behaviour etc. and why I keep reviews short ;)
    For me the reason of a review is to get others interested in watching a movie, or to tell them you didn't like it... not telling them every small detail about a movie. Then there is no need for them to watch it anymore, if you already gave away everything ;)
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      CommentAuthorsati
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010 edited
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    Ouch.
    For me the review is your view on the film, analysis and sometimes it can be 10000 woords long if it has to be.
    Symbols, elements, theories, things that are not commonly noticed. Sometimes explanation like Mlulholland Drive.
    There is no reason to watch? I knew the plots of many movies before I saw them and It neved ruined things from me, kinda odd statement imho - I think movie depending on the twist is a bad one:D
    I don't reallly read short reviews because the premise or actors is enough to convince me to watch, I mean the plot summary or premise + two lines about someone's liking or disliking movie is not a review. But however you like it I'm sure works for your writing:D
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      CommentAuthorenerg
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010
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    Pala, you're my hero!! Me and my white pigeon say: Cheers!!
    Congrats to the winners, they really deserved this. And also congrats to the close calls, you'll be next! Wow this was simply hilarious and funny and great, Pala you're a Photoshop Wizard and to do all this stuff at the young age of almost 12, you must be the next next Stanley Kubrick!
    • CommentAuthordoooom
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010 edited
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    I just used the first two of the awesome uploads i won to repost some of my rejected snaps. The first one to bring my winning shot http://whatthemovie.com/shot/98209 into FF (cause imo it deserves to be there) and the second one to say thank you for this hilarious contest. http://whatthemovie.com/shot/98208

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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010 edited
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    Oh Phoenix Phoenix Phoenix Phoenix Phoenix Phoenix Phoenix Phoenix Phoenix…

















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    Love is in the air fellas!!
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    Thanks for this awesome party Palah !! Megan couldn't make it tho :-(
    It was a great contest, so thanks again for all the effort you put in there !
    Congratulations to you all ! WTM rocks :p
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    blah, blah, fuckin' blah! I didn't win and I hate you all ;(

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    ShrimpyPants!

    You'll win the next one or the one after.
    Hell you're ALL going to win soon or later.

    Meanwhile: stay with us… And ALIVE!

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      CommentAuthorPhoenix
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010
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    AHAHAHAAHAHAHA Pala, it's so nice of you to share with us your dreams ^^
    But you know what they say: Dreams are but shadows :D

    @sati I know what you mean and I know that some people really take time to write a review and of course I think it's a great thing that they put so much effort in it, but I'm talking for myself here. And I personally don't like it, if I already know what is going to happen in a movie before I've seen it, there are no surprises left etc., that's just for me my reason why I write reviews like I did. ;)
    And since everyone has a different taste in snaps or movies I think it's just natural that people also have different opinions about reviews and honestly everything else in this world :)
    I respect others for their opinion and just want to be respected the same way, nothing more or less ;) You don't have to agree with others to respect their point of view. Live and let live, right? ^^
    So regarding reviews I think nobody deserves utter nonsense votes because either way, short or long, everybody who wrote a review took the time to write down something and that fact alone is something that should be respected.
    I mean just because my reviews are short doesn't mean they are crap or whatever or that I didn't think about what I was writing and I believe it's safe to say they also provide the reader with impressions... =)
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010 edited
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    • CommentAuthorstuken
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010
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    sounds interesting :) if i find some time, i will participate again ^^
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010 edited
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    If you need a SPECIAL FONT FOR YOUR SIGNED CHEF D'OEUVRE go download this one:
    http://www.dafont.com/hand-of-sean.font
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      CommentAuthorsati
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010
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    oh damn it, I can't do that good with photoshop :(
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    You don't care!
    The photo you choose PLUS the message will be GOOD ENOUGH!

    It doesn't have to be WELL DONE.
    It has to be funny!

    Enjoy yourself.
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    Here. I start.

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      CommentAuthorsati
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010
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    it has to be funny? can it just be HOT?:D
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    Sati!
    You're very good at PhotoShop!

    YOU DIDN'T NEED TO SUBMIT YOUR AUTOGRAPH TO ME! POST IT HERE!!!!

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    I think it's hot.
    BUT IT CAN BE HOTTER!!!!!!!!
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      CommentAuthorsati
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010
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    yes it can, my face looks so hideously fat here :lol:
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    Who cares!
    It's the body that counts! ;)
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    Can I make my autographed picture with a different font or is it obligatory to use the "Hand of Sean"?
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      CommentAuthorsati
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010 edited
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    well my waist and hips are better than that...too bad I have to paste my face on some other chick... :D:D:D
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    You use whatever you like!
    But the font has to be HANDWRITING.

    Good luck!
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010 edited
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      CommentAuthorenerg
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010
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    @sati: or dude ;)
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      CommentAuthorenerg
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010
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    Or isnt that allowed Pala?
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    It is allowed to paste yourself on a woman's body if you're a man or a man's body if you're a woman.
    This is the Internet for Christ's sake! We do whatever we want!

    As long as it is funny.
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      CommentAuthorsati
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010
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    there is no dude worthy enough even RDJ:)
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    First try!