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    • CommentAuthorgerbil123
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010 edited
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    revelation! Oldzia, Silvia, Sati, Phoenix, Marina... it's getting really hot:)
    a good job!!!!
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      CommentAuthorsati
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010
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    Catwoman will win for sure:d
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010 edited
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    The Catwoman is clever.
    Look what Asmodai sends!




    Asmodai edit: I did not.
    • CommentAuthortoffetomas
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010
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    The RSC Awards were great, again a nice contest and lots of really fun stuff.
    Congrats to the winners, you all deserved it.

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    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
    Toffetomas is BACK IN TOWN!

    AT LAST!

    Now.

    Let me give a tip to everybody.
    Try to find on Google official studio photos!
    It gives a LOT of credibility to your signed autograph…
    • CommentAuthoraril
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010
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    OK, I know the quality is crap but the awards show really inspired me so I want to participate even though I only have paint

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    I'll will be here... tomorrow.
    Just had a quick view over this while at a party!
    So, if you excuse me: I'm going to get (more) drunk now!!
    Like a wise politician once said: "I'll be back."
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      CommentAuthorsati
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010
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    ok, my first and last shot since I suck at this :)
    (From Nicole Kidman photoshoot for Moulin Rouge)
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    Brilliant!
    And no! You girls don't suck at this (as long as you're not afraid to suck).

    SERIOUSLY!

    Aril and Sati did a good job!

    Now.

    When searching on Google studio photos, search LARGE PICTURES.
    It's better.
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    Can we propose more than one image ?
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    You can post THOUSANDS of images if you want!
    As long as it is… FUNNY!
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    And remember: this is a short contest!

    • CommentAuthorgerbil123
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010
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    hahaha....Asmodai looks like a professional model:P
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    Asmodai is a pro model.
    But why does it work? Because it is a STUDIO PHOTO!

    Use a STUDIO PHOTO.
    For the promotion of a movie, the advertising, they take OFFICIAL PHOTOS.

    Use them!
    • CommentAuthorgerbil123
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010
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    Damn, I have no idea at this time;) I look for something:)
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    HEY EVERYBODY !

    I found a great website, with all stars' HD photos you need for this contest.

    http://www.hollywood.com/photos/

    For example, I searched for Jim Carrey, and I found more than 200 photos.
    Did you know he had a beard ?! :



    Good luck, hope this will help everybody
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010 edited
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    Gerbil! Let me give you a secret.

    DON'T THINK.

    That's the key.

    Browse on the Internet, find a pic, paste your av, write a quick line… and that's it!
    Never never never THINK! Let yourself speak for you.

    DO NOT USE YOUR HEAD!
    (That's how I make a lot of cash so I'm serious when I tell you that).
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    @lucifersam01

    Beware!
    The site you mention is mostly made with PHOTO CALL STILLS!
    They are not STUDIO PROMO shots.

    You don't want to have a signed photo call still from Tom Cruise.
    You want to have this one:

    • CommentAuthorgerbil123
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010
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    Thanks very much Palahniuk:)))) It's a wrinkle:)
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    And I wanna have my signed autograph from Gerbil.
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    • CommentAuthortoffetomas
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010 edited
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    I heard The Palahniuk Team was running low on budget.
    Those Award Shows must have been quite expensive.
    Palahniuk has lots of costs and he isn't that rich.

    Does this mean this will be the last contest?
    Yes, maybe.

    But i've got some connections and found some companies to sponser The Palahniuk Team.
    See you after the commercials.









    And we're back.

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    Hmm...
    Sorry if I look stupid, but I don't understand the difference between STUDIO PROMO shots and photo call stills. Should I search for a movie on google? or just an actor ?
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010 edited
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    @Toffetomas

    Very funny!

    But… NO!

    THIS IS ISN'T AN ADVERTISING CONTEST!!!!!!

    The advertising contest is scheduled for Christmas!
    And there will be A LOT OF WINNERS!!!!!!
    What-the-hell-are-you-doing?

    You're skilled!
    But I know you need a coach.

    So here I am.

    1. Find a HIGH REZ studio photo of a MOVIE STAR (from Brigitte Bardot to Angelina Jolie, from Cary Grant to Russel Crowe).
    2. Paste your beautiful and clever face on it.
    3. And write a killer line selling yourself as the Master of your Universe.

    It's THAT simple!

    Go to work!
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    Just saw that @Palahniuk put Phoenix as Blanche!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I can't belive this guy. I thought I was the only Blanche heeeeeeeeeere
    I'm still la dame aux camelias. You are NOT Armand anymore.
    I shall never speak french to you again :D
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    @lucifersam01

    A PHOTO CALL: movie stars photos taken during festivals or awards.
    A STUDIO PHOTO: promotional stills of a movie star.

    Example!

    If you google Russel Crowe, you find PHOTO CALL stills like this:


    But if you google, say, Russel Crowe Gladiator, you find PROMOTIONAL STUFF like this:


    Go to work!
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    Photo call:



    Promo still:

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    Photo call:


    Promo still (or mag still):
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    You want OFFICIAL STUFF!!!
    You need SELLING STUFF!!!

    Photo call:


    Promo still (or mag still)
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    YOU GUYS NEED TO SELL YOURSELF!!!!!
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    Thank you very much, it's more clear now :D
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    That's why I'm gonna get a nice autograph from you!
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    Silvia Brigida!

    You ran away yesterday night!
    You left me all alone with the Phoenix Vampire!

    You deserved it!
    • CommentAuthorfilipex_27
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010
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    @Palahniuk007 I did not do such a thing!
    gerbil123 is my alibi. He knows I was thrown of my computer :(
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    Yeah yeah yeah!
    I don't buy it.

    Fortunately Filipex is working here!

    And do not forget. You have only one week!

    • CommentAuthortobsch
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010
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    Bruce Willis will be so jealous!

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    AHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

    LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I LOVE THIS GUY!!!!!!
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    TOBSCH KNOWS!
    Tobsch understands very well what is at stakes here.
    • CommentAuthorthaizy
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010
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    • CommentAuthorthaizy
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010
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    i'm sorry about my handwriting. i don't know how to writte using the computer. i only know how to writte using a pen
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    Who cares!
    You're hot!
    And I have only 11 months to wait.

    So it's fine by me!
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    Sell yourself.

    • CommentAuthorthaizy
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010
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    HAHAHA. didn't you read? the autograph is the only thing i'll give you hahah.
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    It all starts by a word baby.
    Believe me.

    11 months.
    • CommentAuthorthaizy
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010
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    ok. i'm afraid now.
    • CommentAuthortobsch
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010
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    I've kinda gotten the hang of this!

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    Okay.
    Tobsch wants to win this thing.

    And he's on the right way to get the PALME D'OR!
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    Thaizy!

    Don't be afraid.
    I'm experienced.

    It will not hurt.
    • CommentAuthorthaizy
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2010
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    i think we got a winner: tobsch

    and thank got, this topic exists. Palahniuk is awesome haha

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