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    • CommentAuthoraril
    • CommentTimeSep 4th 2010
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    Phoenix have been missing for a month too... I'm starting to think they went on vacation together :-) Naughty!
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    Peekaboo!
    • CommentAuthordoooom
    • CommentTimeSep 14th 2010
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    Oh my god! HE'S BACK!!!
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    I'M BACK!
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    So what do we do now?

    We need some sex around here.
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    We need ----

    Chrisy.

    Where is she?
    • CommentAuthorChrisy
    • CommentTimeSep 14th 2010
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    I'm busy banning you ;)
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    She's on my wall like a fly.
    You see kids? How easy it is to attract a girl in no time?
    • CommentAuthorChrisy
    • CommentTimeSep 14th 2010
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    and how easy it is to get a week ban in not even a few hours back on the site :)
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    And how easy it is to handle the proof you asked for:

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    And where is Oldzia by the way?
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    And what about Silvia Brigida?
    • CommentAuthorChrisy
    • CommentTimeSep 14th 2010 edited
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    ha ha ha I still dont believe you, it is obviously very easy to put that bandage around your finger. This picture proves nothing! where is the blood?
    YOUR FINGER IS PERFECTLY FINE now go remove those votes!
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    You are blind! This is A PHOTOSHOPED pic you fool!
    I'm gonna take the real picture because you're a blood addict!!!
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    Here is the real stuff:

    • CommentAuthorJohannaP
    • CommentTimeSep 14th 2010
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    Heeeeee you're back. Did you have a nice holiday?
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    Oh yeah baby! Beautiful. I'm black now. And I have a great body because I swum 5 hours per day.
    Damn! I'm black as a guy from Senegal! I swear!
    • CommentAuthorAsmodai
    • CommentTimeSep 14th 2010
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    Pity that the bandaid was on a totally different finger. And we all know you have some photoshop skills.
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    The only skills I possess are the ability to delete vote wisely and you don't see that!
    • CommentAuthordoooom
    • CommentTimeSep 14th 2010
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    Your hand doesn't look as black as from a guy from Senegal.
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    Of course not!
    It's a fake pic: I was too lazy to delete my delete votes and I'm ban anyway!
    Which is cool because I'm gonna print a black long sleeves T-Shirt with "I'm ban and I'm proud" written on it.
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    We need some girls around here!
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    Where's Aril?
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    And Thaizy?
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    Marina?
    Where is she?
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    And what about… Phoenix?
    • CommentAuthoraril
    • CommentTimeSep 14th 2010
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    OMG OMG I can't believe it is he really back???!!!!
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    IT IS BACK!
    Just for you baby!
    • CommentAuthoraril
    • CommentTimeSep 14th 2010
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    *just fainted*
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      CommentAuthorenerg
    • CommentTimeSep 15th 2010
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    Who's back?
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    The new contest, maître.
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      CommentAuthorenerg
    • CommentTimeSep 15th 2010
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    Ahgah! Palah!! You're back, great great great
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    THE RETURN OF THE KING !!!
    • CommentAuthortobsch
    • CommentTimeSep 15th 2010
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    :O It's Palahtime again! Let's get it on!
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    more vaseline please
    • CommentAuthorAsmodai
    • CommentTimeSep 15th 2010
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    Can I get a t-shirt that says "I'm Palahniuk's worst enemy."?
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    You're Palahniuk's best friend.

    NOW.

    Ladies and gentlemen: let's get down to business!
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    Let me start. Here:

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      CommentAuthorfnick
    • CommentTimeSep 15th 2010
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    finally a contest again!

    • CommentAuthordoooom
    • CommentTimeSep 15th 2010
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    Damn!
    You guys start very very very high!

    Both ads are simply brilliant. Bravo.
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeSep 15th 2010 edited
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      CommentAuthorsati
    • CommentTimeSep 15th 2010 edited
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    Hi Palahniuk, nice to see you back!
    • CommentAuthortoffetomas
    • CommentTimeSep 15th 2010
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    Sati understood VERY WELL what is at stakes here.

    But Toffetomas?

    Toffetomas!

    You're lazy.
    I mean the guy is damn skilled --- but lazy.

    I can't see the product!
    What is THAT font?

    You won a contest but you can also win this one!

    GO-TO-WORK!!!!!!!!!!
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      CommentAuthorsati
    • CommentTimeSep 15th 2010
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    Thank you :)
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