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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeOct 14th 2010 edited
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    I'm shocked than nobody (especially you Sati) didn't point Rachel McAdams.
    Sherlock Holmes ? Wedding Crashers? Red (hum!) Eye?
    Does it ring a bell?

    No?

    Here. Making love to a wall.

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    Checking if the grass is not wet:

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    Mistaking a fountain from a pool:

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    Explaining she doesn't have coke on her:

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    And running with a bag full of money thanks to the new Sherlock Holmes franchise.

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    All Poland knows Kasia Smutniak.
    If Sati says no, she lies.

    Why? Have a look:

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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeOct 14th 2010 edited
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    You saw her in "From Paris With Love".

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    Here: with a strange hairdress.

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    Nice.



    But I'm not sure she'll be your supamegastar tomorrow.
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    MULTIPASS!!















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    @Michaelangelo

    Okay: I give you a MOOOOOLTIPASS for this one time only.
    Because Milla is no starlet anymore.
    They actually finance a whole movie on her shoulders now.

    Milla is a megastar.

    Dear Michael, you have to think!
    There is at least ONE THOUSAND starlets out there.
    Only 2 or 3 are gonna make it.

    Here, in Palahniuk's Studios, we want to know who is going to be the Angelina J. or the Nicole K. of tomorrow.

    Right now I bet on Gemma Atterton:



    Without her, "Prince Of Persia" would have been a terrible wreck at the box office.
    Even Clash Of The Titans would have bombed if she wasn't there!
    And I don't mention how she stole scenes from Olga in Quantum Of Solace.
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    And Megan Fox?
    Well… Sati and Office911 were right.

    I fell asleep during her first scene in Jonah Hex!
    Can you believe it? Megan Fox playing a whore and I sneaze?

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    Olga Kurylenko is a jaw dropping specimen.
    But she showed - in "Centurion" - how limited she was, without even speaking!
    Because her character has no tongue and she's supposed to be --- the villain!

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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeOct 14th 2010 edited
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    Now. For the ladies.
    Sam Worthington.

    This is serious material.

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    Look: next to a kid, he doesn't look like a kid. As Robert Pattinson for example.

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    When on telephone, he means serious business. This guy is no joke!

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    And when you put glasses on his nose, he doesn't look like some kind of second hand gay James Dean!

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    See how the girl looks at him? She's already in bed!

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    This girl: she seems very anxious to give him a BJ.

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    Look at this guy! He's already directing!

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    Her girfriend seems really proud of him.

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    Sam pushing a trolley.



    This is a manly push!
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    Sam walking out from a grocery store wearing a Quicksilver T-shirt and some horrible sunglasses. If I was a girl, I'll sleep with him!

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    Yup!



    You don't mess with Sam.
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    And what about Michelle Rodriguez?



    Always have a gun in her hand.
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    What the hell is she doing???

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    Michelle! You should leave out the D&G bathsuit!

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    That's better!

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    The problem with Michelle (even if I fancy her) is this: she's playing always the same part.

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      CommentAuthorsati
    • CommentTimeOct 14th 2010
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    When it comes to Polish actresses I don't know shit, I don't watch our movies:D
    As for Rachel McAdams she played a character who put A PILLOW over Robert's naked body...she made my list.
    And as for Worthington...no, no :)
    Gemma rules all :D
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    OMFG I'm not gay but James Franco is gorgeous!!
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    That's all you wanna say Office?
    That James Franco is gorgeous?

    Did you check out the Kelly Brook session?
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    Evangeline Lilly from "Lost"



    Yvonne Strahovski from "Chuck"





    Kaley Cuoco from "The Big Bang Theory"




    Sofia Vergara from "Modern Family"



    Dianna Agron from "Glee"


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    Okay Palah, fair enough.
    So how about Taylor Momsen?
    You might know her as Cindy Lou Who in 'How The Grinch Stole Christmas' (2000) like so:


    Nowadays you might know her from 'Gossip Girl' and Molly in 'Underdog' (2007).
    Aaaaaánd this is how she looks now:







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    Evangeline Lilly. She's hot. And I watched ALL Lost episodes.
    But she made the unwatchable "Afterwards".
    Let's pray that "Real Steel" will put her back on the map.

    • CommentAuthorLucidique
    • CommentTimeOct 14th 2010
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    I wanna nominate Taryn Southern. So sweet:





    And her VOICE is gorgeous (well, and the song too)
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    Yvonne Strahovski.
    She'll be in a major flick called "The Killer Elite" with Robert De Niro and Jason Statham. She counts!

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    Kaley Cuoco. She's announced in minor productions who will not even make it in FF!

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    Sofia Vergara. OH DEAR LORD!!!!!!!

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    MAMMA MIA!!!!!!!!

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    I HAVE NO WORDS!

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    A pure product from Colombia!

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    This is too much!

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    OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Hahaha I guess you're gonna start watching "Modern Family" now!! Plus it won Outstanding Comedy Series Emmy Award :-)
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    Dianna Agron. I'm not impressed by her upcoming projects: one horror flick and a small part in a D.J. Caruso sci-fi flick.

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    Taylor Momsen. Let's check her out.
    Here. With the usual telephone.

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    With the same telephone plus a pair of boots.

    • CommentAuthorJohannaP
    • CommentTimeOct 14th 2010
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    I'm going to France for a week tomorrow, see you guys when I get back. I expect this thread will have about a thousand new posts for me to read/look at then haha.