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      CommentAuthorstephan
    • CommentTimeMay 2nd 2011
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    This is hilarious! (I happen to have two friends called Christian and Gideon :-))
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    It is hilarious.
    Let me link it again for all Ikea Boys out there : http://www.christiangideonphotography.com/2011/04/what-if-you-lived-at-ikea/

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    I have to make a quick trip to Rotterdam.
    So I browsed some cultural centers of interest I might want to check once operational over there.

    And I stumbled into --- THIS :



    A giant Santa Claus holding a --- mmmh --- an ice cream ?
    A North Pole Hat maybe ?
    What about a Colossal Lollypop ?
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    It is kabouter buttplug, don't you know that? Well i do (of course)
    • CommentAuthorJohannaP
    • CommentTimeMay 2nd 2011
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    Oh my god what a nasty thing! Is this really in Rotterdam?
    Have a nice time there (don't sit on it Pala!)
    I'm off to Disney and Paris. See you all in a few days.
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      CommentAuthorenerg
    • CommentTimeMay 4th 2011
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    What shocks me about the dwarf-thingy is that he holds some sort of clock in his left hand...

    ps. I'M BACK BABY!!
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    Did you make that? That was fun (not the "being peed on" though)
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    I wouldn't dare !
    Because it has already been done and MUCH BETTER.

    Enjoy :

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    one for you pala?

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    Here's one for you, Olympique.
    Made by David L.

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    whahahahahaaa, coffee for weirdos. too bad i never played with barbie, i prefered light sabers... btw, does your daughter play with barbie? mine are still in their original packing. my mum didn´t gave up trying to make a princess out of me. she lost, i won. i think i still have those blonde girls with those big boobs somewhere. i can send them to you, if i find them.
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    Yup ! She plays with Barbie and guess what ?

    Me too.

    You're talking to a Barbie pro, here.
    I make up very convincing stories about brushing teeth and eating vegetables.

    I even have a couple of Ken with no penis.
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    I'm in a romantic mood tonight !
    Here is a music video I made especially for S. alias O.

    I made it for you, baby.
    With all my heart.

    • CommentAuthoroldzia999
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2011
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    Baby, I can't stop listening to this..
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    WTM... The best dating site on God's green earth...
    Oke and now some gore please :D no seriously, i want an invitation for the wedding if there shall be one!
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    We're not in the engagement process --- yet.
    We're billing and cooing.

    Mmmmmmmmmhhhh.
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    but if you are about to get married, i wanna be there. and don´t worry, i have lotsa nice dresses, and i can be really nice and polite.
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    I hope we'll all be invited to this wedding !!
    Palahniuk is loaded so he can buy a big-ass wedding anyway :-)
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    yeah and btw, i organised my brothers wedding with 900 guests, so if you need help in orga stuff, i am your woman ;)
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    We're NOT into a wedding thing !
    We're murmuring and whispering.
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    Hahahaha!! Epic fails !
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    We're babbling and warbling.
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    here pala, just for you ;) did you also high fived when that happened?

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    That's one cute video you got here !
    Damn ! They start early : I'll have to double check my daughter now !
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeMay 12th 2011 edited
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    yeah i thought so too pala. kids today are different. i see it with my sweetheart. i think the only thing we can do is teach ´em to use their brains and hope they won´t do anything stupid...
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    Like we do.
    Trying to solve this one :

    http://whatthemovie.com/shot/153692

    Instead of making love !
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    do you need solutions?
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    Do I need a hint since I cannot solve this one ?

    http://whatthemovie.com/shot/153572

    naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......
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    This is between me and @yippiekayay !
    Look : here is your proof.



    I was sure you made out something on your snap.
    You didn't add black bars, true.

    But you centered the image to look good.
    What do we do now ?
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    How is that proof?
    I did no such thing! Did you watch the entire scene?
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    Of course I watched the whole scene !
    I even watched the whole movie and heard all the crazy singing.

    Look : if you cheated a little bit, it's no problem for me.
    I'll close my eyes.

    But, beware !
    I'll watch all your future uploads from now on.
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    I just made a video with my telephone that proves I took the shot and had no need to center it.
    I'll try and upload it for you.
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    Do that : because I still don't believe you.
    I have a clean copy of the movie we're talking about.

    I just watched again the scene frame by frame : your snap doesn't exist.
    I hope you will not alter the video you're gonna post...
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    yippiekayay
    To answer your question.

    Open a free account on youtube or dailymotion or vimeo.
    Upload your "proof". Copy-paste the adress of your video directly in your shout here, in this topic.
    • CommentAuthorkinoute
    • CommentTimeMay 12th 2011
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    Better than Sherlock Holmes
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    I uploaded the video with my brother's account on youtube.


    and


    Let me know what you think.
    Greets
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    He doesn't prove anything.
    Because I know you're good at Photoshop since you're able to center a snap.

    How do I know if you didn't trick your video with After Effects or Final Cut ???
    Wouldn't it be simpler for you to confess ?
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    Wow dude are you serious?

    I did this in 10 minutes are you kidding me?
    I won't confess to anything I did not do.

    It proves more than your snap doesn't it? You're the photoshop king around here, not me.

    Now I'm not saying you're the one at fault, but I didn't do anything wrong, so now it's time for the
    mods to get involved.
    If you want to accuse me of cheating, take it up with them, cause I'm done trying to prove my
    innocence to someone who doesn't even doubt himself.

    Cheers.
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    Look.

    You didn't do anything wrong.

    It's just a way to tell you I'm impressed by your photoshop skills.
    I don't care if you cheat !

    When I saw your fake snap : I laughed, I cried !
    I said to myself : this guy is pure genius.

    Why ?

    Because you conceptualized the whole faking.
    From a genetic opera, you create a synthetic snap.

    Let's be friends !
    • CommentAuthoroldzia999
    • CommentTimeMay 12th 2011
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    Baby.. Really?

    You're giving the poor guy high blood pressure with your staged argument! :P

    Plus shouldn't you be recovering from a bad case of flu?
    Or was that a hoax to get me to come to Paris to make you soup?!
    And... do the other things?
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    Oldzia.

    I don't manipulate ladies !
    You know it.

    I have the flu.
    I need a homemade soup.

    And... The other things.

    Can you do that for me ?

    For us ?
    • CommentAuthoroldzia999
    • CommentTimeMay 12th 2011
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    I'd like to think so, Baby.

    Manipulate? No one said anything about manipulation..

    You joke, but you joke seriously.
    Not everyone gets those jokes either.
    Shouldn't you be English for that?!
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    Here I am, baby.
    Already citizen of Great Britain.

    What about the soup part ?
    What do you think of that ?
    • CommentAuthoroldzia999
    • CommentTimeMay 12th 2011
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    I make a nice tomato soup or veggie soup (a treat for the ill)!

    What do *you* think of that?
    Because let me tell you, the French don't usually have high regards for our food!

    You could be a citizen of Russia if you wanted too!
    I'd still love you!
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    That's why I want YOU to come to Paris.
    Because I'll be sure we'll eat well, no matter what happens.

    Plus I stuff my fridge with organic food.
    So you can cook a soup, under my vigilant supervision.

    I even have organic tea !

    It's time to make the move, baby.
    • CommentAuthorJohannaP
    • CommentTimeMay 12th 2011
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    Hey Oldzia!
    The Dutch don't like English food either ;-)
    I make a nice chicken soup by the way but my tomato soup sucks. Maybe we should join forces.
    And Pala, be nice to Yippie!
    • CommentAuthoroldzia999
    • CommentTimeMay 13th 2011
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    We've organic food here too.
    It's a fancy name for the food that's overpriced and has a recyclable packaging ;)

    "The move"
    You make it sound permanent, baby..

    Johanna, I don't blame you..
    Even the English don't like English food!
    We should swap recipes though!

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