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      CommentAuthorstephan
    • CommentTimeMay 24th 2011
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    I do not know why but this just crossed my mind :-)



    enjoy!
    • CommentAuthorbazzy3000
    • CommentTimeMay 24th 2011
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    Lol, right on the money :)
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    Woaw ! Woaw ! Woaw !

    WHAT THE HELL HAPPENS !

    I come back from a great night poker session (where I won 758 euros) and I still have a 6 now 5 DAYS SHOUTING BANS !!!

    What the hell does it mean ???
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    It means this is a bum's life i guess...
    • CommentAuthorkinoute
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2011 edited
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    if you play online you definitely have to tell me where and your limits. I play NL25 on FTP & PartyPoker.
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      CommentAuthorLaGross
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2011 edited
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    those help me through an exhausting, nerve-racking day...


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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2011 edited
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    Why the hell am I ban for 6 days ????
    Instead of TWO !!!!!

    Kinoute ?
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    Man ! I'm gonna make a week scandal !!!
    Nobody shuts the mouth of Dear Palahniuk.
    • CommentAuthorkinoute
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2011
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    hey i'm the coder here, i just reactivated your account, ask the mods
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    It will be cool to get a clear cut answer.
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    are you drunk again?
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    You're ALL playing with me LOL!!!!
    I get it.
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    You want to trick The Palahniuk.
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    I WANT A CRYSTAL CLEAR ANSWER !
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2011 edited
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    How can I ask the mods if I cannot shout, you fool!
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      CommentAuthorLaGross
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2011
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    how about the chat?
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    I'm in the chat to sort out what happens...
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    there won't be many mods around at that time...
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    or am i wrong?
    • CommentAuthorkinoute
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2011
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    you're wrong!
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    After doing the Sherlock Holmes (chatting with you know who and Kinoute), nobody can explain why I'm banned for 6 days instead of 2 !

    If it's a joke, I'm LOLING straight into my bed.

    If it's serious, girls, I'm gonna make such a fuss than even Naut will have to delete my account HIMSELF !

    So I'm waiting an explanation : why am I banned for 6 days instead of 2 ?

    If no answers, As of 12:00 pm tomorrow, I'm starting The Wednesday Scandal !!!
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    sweet baby jesus... I feel the sweet breeze of revolution...
    • CommentAuthorMisterZob
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2011
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    It was me. And yes, it was a joke, it was supposed to be removed early, before the ban actually ends.
    But since it worked so well, I'm not sure what to do. It's now pretty tempting just to wait...
    • CommentAuthorFireball
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2011
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    @kinoute

    yeah, let's arrange a WTM Poker Night ! That would be fun !

    I used to play online as well, but I was more of a sng / tournament player than cash game.

    At the moment I kinda made a break and cashed everything out, so maybe my skills are bit rusty.

    If we get more people who love to play poker in here, maybe we can arrange something like a 5$ tournament on one of the bigger sites. (even with just 10 players it would be fun)

    Or another idea...how about a charity tourny for WTM with a really small entrance fee like 1 or 2 $ ...the whole prize pool goes for the site, but the winner gets 1 year supporter subscription or Top 3 win some AU etc. (can be modified depending on how many people would participate). :)

    I like the idea...maybe such a tourny could be hold once in a month if there is enough interest.
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    Damn that's actually an awesome idea!!
    • CommentAuthorJohannaP
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2011
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    I don't play poker but I love the idea!
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    I'm in for the WTM Poker Tournament !
    Fireball : you're Einstein.
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    Mister Zob !!!

    Nobody jokes around WTM.
    This is a serious site here.

    We are here to solve Johnny Deep's snap.
    And that's it.

    But you got me !
    Je l'ai eu dans le zob !!!

    Bien joué LOL !!!!!
    • CommentAuthorbazzy3000
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2011
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    i'm in for the pokergame and i am sure i get get some people with me
    • CommentAuthoroldzia999
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2011
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    Is anyone kind enough to explain the rules of the game to me?
    Then I'm in too ;)
    • CommentAuthorFireball
    • CommentTimeMay 25th 2011
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    Sounds good :)

    I guess we would play the most common game Texas Holdem No Limit then, if everyone agrees.

    @oldzia

    I know people usually don't like to read a lot about the rules, but if you are a beginner it would be good to read this at least, to get an understanding of what is happening at the table.

    http://www.pokerlistings.com/poker-rules

    It's really a short guide, most important for you would be to look at the "Poker Hand Ranking" and when you scroll down a bit to see the "How to Make a Hand" Section + read "The Basics"

    The good thing about Texas Holdem it's a nice card game you can learn very fast within a few minutes, but it needs a lifetime to master it. :)

    I will go open an official "WTM Poker Night Thread" and we can discuss there about the location, time, buy-in etc. and get more people interested for this event!
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    You're my man.
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    I wanna see some pictures of your week-end :)
    • CommentAuthorFireball
    • CommentTimeMay 30th 2011
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    Palah probably still got some hangover.
    • CommentAuthorbazzy3000
    • CommentTimeMay 30th 2011
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    pala was up to his ass in work and couldn't make it.. too bad boys you'll have to wait for the pics of my pretty ass
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    @olympiquetango AND @bazzy3000

    LOL !
    I received your e-mails and I answer right here !

    Let me explain everything because it's always a pleasure to entertain a talking penis and a german anal creature behind a green door.

    First of all, I was seriously planning to go to Utrecht but work got in the way.
    Then I realized there was a 5 days vacation the next week with my little princess.

    And now I go to many dinners and social events so I get wasted almost every night !

    Frankly.

    The last scandal exhausted me.

    Man : I don't know.
    This whole moderator thing, the sets of complicated rules...
    I'm not sure I enjoy it.

    It is worst than watching The Ten Commandments in italian on my iPhone !

    You post a snap : rejection !
    You shout something nice : crap out !
    You go wasted all over the site : banishment !

    Isn't it crazy ?

    I wanna surf freely and have multiple partners !
    But still : we have The Toy Story Contest in the boxes.

    So wait and see.

    Look !

    Today I discovered this site.

    Vote for me !
    http://www.designbyhumans.com/vote/detail/87893

    I might win REAL CASH !!!!
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    @pala, better write olympique a mail back. she is not playing anymore. she is playing catch me if you can in an old porsche 911 now.
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    Answered !
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    Man : now I know.

    Look.

    I'm gonna organize a poker contest IN REAL LIFE !

    In Paris.

    27th or 28th june.

    Whadayasay ?
    • CommentAuthorbazzy3000
    • CommentTimeJun 8th 2011
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    would be fun pala... probably really fun... but i won't make it.. sorry man.. and i understand what you are saying in your previous shout... i've decided not to bother myself with that anymore.. i'll just play my game here.. talk with people i want about what i want... i recently realised there are some sad individuals here.. it was fun fucking with them from time to time but i am done with it now... reallife is too goodto waste too much time here..

    but still... i would like to see you (and your contests) here from time to time...

    also.. why didn't you use the awesome winner of the last contest for your shirt ;) i can send you a high resolution version of it if you like
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    'Cause I don't pirate friend's stuff !
    That's why !

    Read this : huge poker game on 27th or 28 th in the center of Paris with me and some dangerous fellows.
    It will happen in a huge office space right in the Grands Boulevards next to the Max Linder and Grand Rex cinemas.

    Kinoute : it's time for you to show me the money.
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    Who's gonna show me the money ?
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    Who ?

    (I wonder).
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    Who's gonna toffetomasing his way through my Real Life Poker Night ?

    Who ?
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    (I wonder like Alice).
    • CommentAuthorJohannaP
    • CommentTimeJun 8th 2011
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    I don't play Poker and I don't have any money. I am a poor girl :-(
    • CommentAuthorLordMyst
    • CommentTimeJun 8th 2011
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    WHAT DO I HEAR PALA

    YOU DIDNT EVEN COME TO UTRECHT
    • CommentAuthorLordMyst
    • CommentTimeJun 8th 2011 edited
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    and I was waiting for you
    and waiting and waiting and waiting

    ;)

    I thought we would do the centipede ;(
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    hey i hear centipede. I am the centipede expert here.