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    • CommentAuthormagdanml
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2011
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    My poster will be first and last from me. I just wanted to give something to show that I really enjoy your contest, palahniuk. But because of my lack of time, talent and ideas I will just visit forum from time to time and watch what you guys make, cause your posters are great :)

    • CommentAuthoraril
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2011 edited
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    Pala I can't believe you're really back!!!

    Here's my contribution. For some reason I can't download the font you suggested, all the downloaded files are empty (0 kb).

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    I'm a rebel, I don't follow your rules!! Fool !!
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    You're gonna follow my rules if you wanna win this thing.

    'Cause I'm picky !
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    Most of us are taught from a young age to be winners and avoid being losers. But what does it mean to win or lose? And why do we care so much? Does winning make us happy? Winning undertakes an unprecedented investigation of winning and losing in society, what we are really after as we struggle to win, our collective beliefs about winners and losers, and much more.
    Victory and loss are not endpoints or final destinations but gateways to something of immense importance to us: the affirmation of our place in the world. Competition is unlikely to provide us with the answers we need. Winning and losing are artificial and logically flawed concepts that put us at odds with the world around us and, ultimately, ourselves

    PS: I did not write that --> http://press.princeton.edu/titles/9340.html
    PS2: Awww thank you aril I thought I sucked with computers when I realised that I couldn't download the fonts too!
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2011 edited
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    I totally agree with Office 911.
    Since I wanna win, let me post A WINNER !

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    @doooom

    BEWARE !
    Your Robin Hood poster HAS BEEN ALREADY DONE !!!

    You tried to fool me changing the colors.
    But nobody, I repeat NOBODY, can trick the Palahniuk !

    Here is your proof :

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    And where's Toffetomas by the way ?
    • CommentAuthormarinaraujo
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2011 edited
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    I'm not quite sure if I've seen the second one before, please disregard it if it was already made.
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    Incredible !
    Marina and I are on the same tracks.

    We were doing the same movie at the same time !

    • CommentAuthordoooom
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2011
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    @Pala
    Hey, i didn't try to fool you. Look closer and you will see that your Robin Hood Poster is from a completely different movie than mine. Or do you really dare to compare some poster from a Ridley Scott flick to my ingenious work for the Michael Curtiz' classic with Errol Flynn and Olivia de Havilland?????????
    I didn't think so.
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    @doooom
    I see right through you.

    You're trying to mind game me !

    You can call it "The Adventures Of Doooom In The Temple Of Palahniuk", it will still be the same poster !
    Go back to work !

    Meanwhile, I dedicate this one to you :

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    I hope this one also wasn't made before, 'cause I really like it.
    • CommentAuthordoooom
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2011
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    Hey, how did you get my fingerprints?
    • CommentAuthoralex68
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2011 edited
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    Here is one for Marina because I know she adores Mickey Mouse.

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    • CommentAuthoraril
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2011
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    Marinaraujo seems to be the one to beat here! I especially love the Closer poster.
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    @aril Haha as I said I love minimalist film posters, this contest really catched my attention! I'm glad you like it. :)


    • CommentAuthoraril
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2011
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    • CommentAuthorShayah
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2011 edited
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    I broke my record, this one took me less than 40 sec!

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    @Shayah Very clever, simple and effective! I love it. :D

    These are my last ones for now, I have stuff to do at university today and will only come back at night...

    • CommentAuthorbazzy3000
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2011
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      CommentAuthorsati
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2011
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    I woke up, finally :D Marina! Those are gorgeous!




    • CommentAuthorbazzy3000
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2011
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    Do I have to be the cop around here ?
    Do you want me to distribute fines and penalities ?

    Everybody comes to my office.

    ARIL !
    Stop whispering !

    Your DEER HUNTER poster is going right to the trash.
    If you wanna pass your exam, here in The Palahniuk's Minimalist Design Institute, you will have to work harder.

    DO NOT COPY OTHER ARTWORKS !

    What did you think ?
    When I say I am the Eye In The Sky, it's no April Joke.

    My previous students who made it at Pixar or Blue Sky NEVER, EVER copied other posters.
    Especially posters that EVERYBODY on the Internet already plagiarized !!!

    Here is one :



    And another :



    And again, one more :



    I close my eyes for today.
    But next time, Aril, you'll be grounded.
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    EVERYBODY STAYS HERE !
    I'm not finished yet.

    Shayah.
    If I show you this :



    And this :



    And this one



    What would you say ?
    What ?

    I don't hear you !
    Louder : I'm sure everyone is interested about your comments.

    You say : it's pretty much the same !
    This is what you say.

    BEWARE : the golden rule apply to you all.
    Even to Asmodai by the way who posted a nice artwork IN THE WRONG FORMAT !
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    You had students who now work at Pixar?
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    How do you think I collected my tons of cash ?
    • CommentAuthorbazzy3000
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2011
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    Can i come work for you and make tons of cash pala?
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    Yeah.
    I need some hookers for my International Escort Service.

    Go back to your artwork !

    • CommentAuthorbazzy3000
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2011 edited
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    I thought it was from selling dopes to kids!
    • CommentAuthorbazzy3000
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2011
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    do i have to do an audition with you to become part of your international escort service?
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    No audition : as long as you do anal.
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    • CommentAuthorbazzy3000
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2011
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    uhmm.... want me to do you anal?
    • CommentAuthorShayah
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2011
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    Wow Pala, are you calling me a cheater? You clearly don't know anything about my art. Your (poor) examples are posters on which you can see a photograph, when My poster IS the photograph!! They have absolutely nothing in common, I'm sure everyne here will agree with me on this.

    Anyway, I agree on the aril case, she should be punished :)
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2011 edited
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    Bazzy !

    I don't want anal or whatever !
    I just sell people like you : that's it.

    I collect the money.
    And I give back a little to you.

    (and I occasionally collect points in FF solving POC snaps).

    AND ENOUGH WITH THE SEX TALK BETWEEN MALES !

    You're no girl to me.
    Damn ! YOU'RE NOT EVEN FROM BRAZIL !!!

    Go back to your minimalist struggles and leave me in peace !
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    Shayah !!!

    A polaroid is a polaroid.
    And Memento is Memento.

    That's it !

    You're all over me !
    I want this contest to be nice and quiet.

    And what do I have ? People cheating, scamming, arguing.
    People I have to survey DAY AND NIGHT !!!

    I don't sleep anymore BECAUSE OF YOU !

    Anyway.
    If you wanna go with Memento, find another idea.
    Because a polaroid with Memento written underneath it, in pink, in blue or - let's go crazy - in red : it's a well known minimalist Memento poster to me !

    NOBODY IS GONNA ARGUE WITH ME.
    'Cause I'm the one giving away memberships here !
    And I don't even moderate horny guys like Bazzy !

    Here's an idea for you : design a tattoo on a graphic arm or belly, put the title and you're done.

    Where are my pills ?
    • CommentAuthorbazzy3000
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2011
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    you crack me up pala :)
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    • CommentAuthorShayah
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2011 edited
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    OK, another try now

    • CommentAuthorbazzy3000
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2011
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      CommentAuthorsati
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2011
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    I think Pala needs a hug

    <hug>

    :)


    • CommentAuthorSmithyJones
    • CommentTimeApr 2nd 2011 edited
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    omg I finally made it -_-
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    SmithyJones : welcome to the club.
    Simply copy paste the direct adress in your shout.

    Like this :



    Nice one.
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    I think Sati really liked Black Swan.

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