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    NESMRTELNOST !!!
    (how do you possibly articulate that name ?)

    If I say Jaws.
    Just this simple word ?

    Jaws.
    Four letters.
    One J, one A, one W and --- guess what --- one S.

    Does it ring a bell ?

    No ?

    May we study your poster again ?



    Mmmmmmmh…
    Now. READ THIS :



    Anyway.
    I do appreciate you spelt the title right !
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    • CommentTimeApr 8th 2011
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    NESMRTELNOST !!!!!!!!!!!!!
    (How the hell a girl can actually write down your name next to your phone number ?)

    YOU'RE MORE DEVIOUS THAN ARIL !

    You wrote down : "... and remember, the cup was made by a carpenter."

    Please : enter this room.



    You shoud have written : "... and remember, Google is my cup of tea."
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
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    @LaGross.
    (la grosse quoi ?)

    Triple checking your Tron work, I stumbled on a freshly posted poster I didn't know yet.
    It is so good, I want to share my joy with ya !



    Work harder.
    You ALWAYS can do better.

    Go beyond the simple demonstration.
    MOVE YOUR POINT ON VIEW (like a camera on the scene you shoot and then go minimalist).
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    You can't articulate my name, you'll have to struggle hard to get it right. This way I'm sure you'll remember my name and my fabulous art.

    Joke aside, I'm really sorry for this impressive set of copy, especially the Indiana Jones one. I spent time on time without even thinking if it had been done before. I had no idea and did not find it on the web.

    Again, sincere apologize.
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    GUYS !

    I know NOBODY IS XEROXING around here !
    But I know YOU DON'T DO ENOUGH RESEARCH !!!

    EVERYTHING HAS BEEN DONE BEFORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Check. Double check. Triple check.
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    Let's quickly review SAUL BASS work.
    For those who don't know him : use something called Google.

    Here. Saul Bass minimalisting a drumming concept.

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    Saul Bass going north by northwest.

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    Saul Bass going psycho all over you.

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      CommentAuthorLaGross
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    @Pala: Who thought research with Google would be that difficult - stayed up until 5 AM. Btw It's la gross without an "e". I'm from Austria and used the itlian femal article before my last name - but actually you know because you have a file of everyone of us ;) I just want your file to be accurate. And I try harder, harder, harder... If you search the thousands of posters out there it's easy to miss one - so thanks that YOU are the EYE in the sky.
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    Here is your Friday Night Special Best Of, although this contest is an absolute mess.

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    Nesmrtelnost !

    I can spell your name now !
    The clue to spell it right was simple : you have to be totally wasted.

    And I am, right now.

    Look : Nesmrtelnost, Nesmrtelnost, Nesmrtelnost, Nesmrtelnost, Nesmrtelnost, Nesmrtelnost !
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    LaGross !!!

    In French, it means la grosse ...

    La grosse what ???

    For further explanations ask Bazzy3000, OlympiqueTango or --- much easier because we suspect she's actually a man --- Chrisy.
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      CommentAuthorLaGross
    • CommentTimeApr 8th 2011
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    Well I don't speak French... and actually my last name is no word in my mother tongue because it would be misspelled. ^^ I love to create confusion with my last name :)

    And here is another one (I did research and I tried hard, but also uploading this one took forever because the internet in the dormitory is complete crap).
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    Do you mean you're in a dormitory ?
    Googling "la grosse" ?
    And uploading Tarzan litigious stuff ?
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    This one is for the fun. Free of tax
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      CommentAuthorLaGross
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    Well, as a student you can't afford a nice flat with fast internet connection especially not in Hagenberg wihtout an own car (VERY small village in Upper Austria. Nice landscape and the University but nothing else) but this is my last semester then I graduate from the University of Applied Science (more Info for my personal file of yours). And actually I should work on my master thesis right now but I can't stop thinkin about new posters. Got lots of ideas but when I google a lot of them go straight to trash.
    Why litigious? Please don't tell me you found a similar one.
    Googling "la grosse" is a bit of a problem 'cause most of the results are actually in French and the Google translation doesn't make sense to me... when I have more time I will look into it or I aks my sister who studied French at school. But right now I am littering ideas with google.

    @Nesmrtelnost: ha, ha very nice! I think you create more confusion with your name than I have with mine.
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    I know, I know, it's just a well know logo with another name on it, but I couldn't resist. It's a mayor creditcard company and it looks like two things merging, so basically spoilers.
    • CommentAuthoraril
    • CommentTimeApr 8th 2011
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    Thank you my dear, for selecting two of my posters for your 'best of' selection. Your gesture is very much appreciated.

    Truth is, I've been sick for a couple of days in the past week, and after that I had to spend all of my time catching up on work-related stuff. But now the weekend's here and I'll be back, baby.
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    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2011
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      CommentAuthorefji
    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2011 edited
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    @LaGross
    Short french course:

    In french "La grosse" could be understood as this:
    http://whatthemovie.com/shot/27380
    http://whatthemovie.com/shot/3867

    or that:
    http://whatthemovie.com/shot/61705
    http://whatthemovie.com/shot/109206

    Not a so good pseudo for french people :)
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    Thank God we have a French Linguist around here.
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      CommentAuthorLaGross
    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2011
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    @efji. thx for the info... and thank god, that my last name isn't spelled with an e ;)
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    And Thank God it doesn't sound gross.
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      CommentAuthorLaGross
    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2011
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    Indeed
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    Lord Myst shouted on my wall.

    You know how some talentuous artists can be : a pain.
    Lord Myst pointed the fact I didn't comment his latest poster --- or painting I should say.

    But enough with boring intellectual analyzes !!!
    Let's be creative and play a little SIDEQUEST instead !!!

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    I would say --- mmmmh --- it's kind of difficult.
    Those copies are very well done.
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    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2011
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    haha lol Palahniuk007

    I like to be a pain in the ass
    you should know ;)
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    Mmmmmmh... This sidequest might be a trick.
    I choose the "shout the right letter" box.

    It's Lord Myst's style.
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    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2011 edited
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    E
    did I win something?
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    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2011
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    F!! Because i like that one the most!
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    The winner will receive the Lord Myst's deluxe one sheet poster by mail (27 x 41 inches).
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    This is no joke : Kinoute has already 10 printed posters ready to be sent from monday.
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    • CommentTimeApr 9th 2011
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    how shoulD we know? it's not like we can go back a few pages anD look it up. this siDecontest is riddeD!
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
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    @agonistes

    Yeah. This sidequest smells bad.
    Something's going wrong : I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS !
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    Marinaaaaaaaaaa !

    I was wondering where you were.
    When will you reach 18 by the way ?
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    I was working on my university projects! And researching/dreaming/trying/researching again!
    And doing a bit more of research.

    And to answer your question: in March 16th, 2012.
    But there won't be much time left, 'cause soon the world will end. :(
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    Mmmmmh...

    I'll be 42 in March 22, 2012.
    Like you I'm waiting the movie they call 2012.

    Have you seen the trailer ?
    It's a NEW movie !!!
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    on march 13, 2013 i will be 31. and guess what i will do then. i will watch this movie called 2012 and laugh my ass off.