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    • CommentAuthorcoolathlon
    • CommentTimeApr 12th 2011
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    I still have an idea to become a poster. How long do I have time for making?
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    You have till april, 15.
    Maybe more : I'm not finished with ya !
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      CommentAuthorLaGross
    • CommentTimeApr 12th 2011
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    @Palah: Even if you entered the Xerox Room, you're still THE ONE AND ONLY PALAHNIUK and always will be.
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    But LaGross !?!!?!
    I think we have a thing going on.

    How old are you ?
    'Cause I know the mods are watching me closely.
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    TO YOU ALL !

    Don't think a minute I'm gonna take residence here.
    After this contest I'll be out for a few months : I have better things to do than googling your wild efforts !!!

    What does it mean ?

    It means you own Dear Palahniuk for a few more days.
    UNTIL APRIL 15 !!!

    That's it !

    So you better keep posted, say you're alive and SHOW ME THE MONEY.
    Show me the best of you. Show us the real thing !

    I'm not going to distribute 36 AWESOME UPLOADS for a bunch of lads who don't show up !!!

    I'm not kidding.
    April 15, it's over and I'll be somewhere else !

    SHOW
    ME
    THE
    MONEY
    !!!
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      CommentAuthorLaGross
    • CommentTimeApr 12th 2011
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    @Palah: The "age question" again, serious?! Don't worry, I AM 24.

    I think the thing started pages ago...
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    LaGross : I'm going suddenly all romantic on you.
    Is your name really Talulah ???

    If yes, here is a lousy video just for you, in case you fly away from me.

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    I'm telling ya !
    Since LaGross is the only player around here : she's gonna WIN those 3 subscriptions AT ONCE !

    (plus she's a girl, that helps).
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      CommentAuthorLaGross
    • CommentTimeApr 12th 2011
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    Palah: Talulah? You better check your files again...
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    He's probably drunk again, don't mind him!
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    You're my Talulah.
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      CommentAuthorLaGross
    • CommentTimeApr 12th 2011
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    Haha... Like MichaelAngelo said: All the cool movies are already taken. I dumped a lot of ideas after research or because it was just crap or didn't looked as great as imagined.
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    I'm not drunk !
    I'm having those magic shrooms from last autumn !!!
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      CommentAuthorLaGross
    • CommentTimeApr 12th 2011
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    I can assure you I won't fly away from you Palah.
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    You're gonna win but don't tell anyone.
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    AND WHERE THE HELL ARE TOFFETOMAS' POSTERS !!!?!!!
    (Why am I yelling like that ?)

    I see pink butterflies and purple flowers...
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      CommentAuthorLaGross
    • CommentTimeApr 12th 2011
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    and where are the unicorns?
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    I am drunk!
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    Let me guess: xerox room?

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    You woudn't believe me but my keyboards are actualy talking to --- ME ?!???

    It says : "I've just picked up a fault in the AE35 unit. It's going to go 100% failure in 72 hours. "

    WHAT DOES IT MEAN ????????
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    That your keyboard is smart.
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    It says : "It can only be attributable to human error."

    CAN YOU COMPUTE THAT ?????
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    You probably need a specific algorithm in order to bypass the wasted state 1.5. Prolly a faulty update in beers component.
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    Pala, they all the people are searching for penises for the penis shot mission and to leave the new love couple alone to make nasty unicorn love in peace. Cheers!
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeApr 12th 2011 edited
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    Damn it !!!

    I think I'M HIGH !

    Now the keyboards say : "I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over."

    HOW THE HELL A KEYBOARDS CAN SPEAK WITH THE VOICE OF HAL9000 ???????
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    UNICORNS ALL OVER THE PLACE!
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    The keyboards is now demanding !

    I'M FREAKING OUT HERE !!!!

    It says : "I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you."

    Does it mean I have --- to rewatch --- LEGEND ???

    Please ! I need some advice !!!
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    No, Children of the Unicorn.
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      CommentAuthorLaGross
    • CommentTimeApr 12th 2011
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    The cake - um - keyboard is a lie! Make a Portal on the ceiling and on the floor and let it taste a never ending free fall.
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    What do you mean ?

    Do I have to eat ---corn ?

    Why ???

    The keyboards now --- sing ???????

    Man ! I'm going on the roofs of Paris from my window.

    I'll watch the stars.
    I'll watch UFO's.
    I'll watch attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

    And.

    Tomorrow, I'll triple check your scams.

    3 DAYS TO GO.
    3 days with you.

    And it's over.
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    I'm going Moulin Rouge here !
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    • CommentAuthorcyranojak
    • CommentTimeApr 12th 2011
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    • CommentAuthorKoningAap
    • CommentTimeApr 12th 2011 edited
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    • CommentAuthorcyranojak
    • CommentTimeApr 12th 2011
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    • CommentAuthorstuken
    • CommentTimeApr 12th 2011 edited
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    here is another one i made but the silhouette isn't selfmade ^^
    • CommentAuthorcyranojak
    • CommentTimeApr 13th 2011
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    • CommentAuthorJSykes
    • CommentTimeApr 13th 2011 edited
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    :)
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      CommentAuthorLaGross
    • CommentTimeApr 13th 2011 edited
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    Unicorns are back in the game - not the orignal ones from sarah but at least some...


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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeApr 13th 2011 edited
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    After a complete checking of your work (and especially your shouts), I've decided to DISQUALIFY ONE OF YOU !

    One of you broke ALL THE RULES with impunity.
    This player EVEN RAT OUT one of his fellow (Lord Myst again) telling he was not respecting formats and colors rules.

    This player tried to test me IN MY OWN YARD !!!
    I never saw that in MY WHOLE LIFE !!!

    I'm deeply shocked.

    Look :



    Efji !
    Yes : you.

    You've been terminated !
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    Did you draw that Lagross? That's impressive!!
    Do you go by a different name? It feels weird to call you "la grosse"...
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      CommentAuthorefji
    • CommentTimeApr 13th 2011 edited
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    Me ?
    You mean me who spent so much time designing 13 (yes 13!) outstanding minimalist posters, with a very clever and hidden clue miraculously appearing when they are assembled in the right order ?
    Me who carefully respected all the Rules that You have given to us (poor sinners) for each individual poster (Avenir font, 3 well chosen colors, minimalism...).
    Me who picked each color from the original movie or poster?? pink from lolita's skin, red from her lips, red from HAL "eye", orange from shining's carpet, grey from Sgt Hartman jacket etc...

    Pala you are breaking my heart.

    I know you have sex problems. Olymp' is fooling you because she's actually addict to my body, and LaGrosse is only 13 years old and you know you're gonna have serious troubles with the head of her dormitory if you still enter it through the window at 1 am.

    If you need it we can talk.

    kisses
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeApr 13th 2011 edited
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    Damn !
    You're right.

    But I'm trying to find a good alibi to not include your poster in our Awards Ceremony Movie.
    Mostly because its format doesn't fit !

    And I'm 13 by the way.
    I'm a whiz kid, don't forget that.
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      CommentAuthorLaGross
    • CommentTimeApr 13th 2011
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    @theoffice911: Yes, I sketched them yesterday. One my name is WITHOUT an e. Two it's a proper name. And no I don't go by a different name, you have to deal with it. But now you can associate unicorns with LaGross!

    @efji: it's still LaGross WITHOUT an e and last time I checked my certificate of birth, I'm still born in September 1986. I think you can do the math by your own...
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    Efji is an artist, he doesn't care for maths!
    • CommentAuthorcyranojak
    • CommentTimeApr 13th 2011 edited
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    hmmm ... let me think.
    I make normal posters and get one entry in palahniuks best of - I make two posters with boobs and get three entries ... (even though, for obvious fear of censorship, he did not choose the boob-posters themselves) ...

    since I am here to win, lets raise the stakes: panties & pussies!
    (beeing male - the only possibility I see to stand a chance against all the girls blurring palahniuks mind with unicorns, porn-bingo and stuff like that)





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