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    • CommentAuthorcyranojak
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2011
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    @ oldzia999:
    oh ... as a humble human being, just to be mentioned by a goddess is more than thanks enough!
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2011 edited
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    Enough flirting around with my girl IN MY OWN TERRITORY !

    Where the hell is Olympic ?
    Struggling with her centipede ?

    Olympic !
    • CommentAuthorbazzy3000
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2011
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    give her a brake pala... she will be back and make her vote count.. she's a busy girl and needs some slack right now.. Olympique will make her vote count i promise you
    • CommentAuthorAsmodai
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2011
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    I stop believing in this goddess if she denies my brilliance!

    The Slave votes for The Patrick, Le Moi and of course my Mistress Blow jober.
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    Because we definitely need a Blow Jober with us as you can understand.
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    The Unpronounceable votes for:

    The Dude
    The Abstract
    The Jay Kay

    Thanks for this nice contest.
    • CommentAuthorcyranojak
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2011 edited
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    I rather think she gives a *** about rules ... :-)
    (and palahniuk just wants to hear her say "blow job" anyway ...)
    • CommentAuthoroldzia999
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2011
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    You said Olympic?

    Oh.. I thought you meant Olympus..
    Haven't been to my home mountain for a few decades now..
    Makes me sentimental
    • CommentAuthorFall
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2011 edited
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    Here I am...

    Fall votes for :
    1) The slave
    2) The Jay Kay
    3) The last but not least... Mr. Unprounceable!
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2011 edited
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    Oldzia.

    No, no : I was talking about the Olympic Fluffer Contest.
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    Pala i had an awful day, i am online with my phone and can't watch the vid :( i don't know the nicknames of the nominees because i can't see them. I will vote when i am at home around 6 in the morning. Being a professional burlesque dancer means having weird working hours. Show mercy!
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    As long as you don't have a weird insect crawling on your knees : I'm fine.
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    No insects only nipple pasties. God i would fuck me if i could i look so hot with them ;)
    • CommentAuthoroldzia999
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2011
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    I wonder what the Fluffer Contest is going to be like at the Winter Olympics..
    • CommentAuthorbazzy3000
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2011 edited
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    it will be cold oldzia.. and not too impressive ;) anyway..there is no way someone will be able to defeat the urologist!
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    Well.
    I'm telling ya, Bazzy : The Kid might be a potential threat to you.
    • CommentAuthoroldzia999
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2011 edited
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    @olympiquetango
    Not to take the urologist's place, but I believe (edit) touching oneself inappropriately has been heard of.. soooo you go girl! ;)

    @bazzy3000
    You would know best ;)
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2011 edited
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    Kids ?

    You cannot use the word "fuck" in here.

    Do I use this word ?
    Do I post pics of 17 y/o naked girls on a beach ?

    Do I even mention the word sex ?

    No.

    Because we have children playing here.
    That's why !
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    Oh fuck, sorry pala fucking forgot about the kids. I won't say fuck ever again here, i'm fucking sorry. Forgive me for fuck's sake...
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    Okay.

    That's it.

    I'm unleashing Asmodai on you !
    • CommentAuthoroldzia999
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2011
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    Geez.. haven't heard so many F words since Narcissus discovered Megan Fox is real..
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      CommentAuthorLaGross
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2011 edited
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    The Trainee votes for:
    Le Moi
    The Unicorn
    The Hidden

    @Palah: Great video, brilliant nicks. This contest was just awesome and having you around is the ne plus ultra!
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    Oh LaGross.
    You're sweet.
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    LaGross is going centipede again :p and asmo i am waiting for you baby ;)
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    What the hell are you babbling ?

    VOTE.

    Using your nickname as the rules command.
    • CommentAuthoroldzia999
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2011
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    That's it for tonight.

    Goodnight kids!

    Play nicely and remember safety first!
    (And Pissing off Asmodai falls under the category of risky..)
    • CommentAuthorbazzy3000
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2011
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    Why the fuck can't we say fuck? What's the big fucking deal? Fuckfuckerdyfuckfuckfuck
    • CommentAuthorbazzy3000
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2011
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    Can i vote again pal? Or should i create a fake account? How does bazzy3000fakeaccount1 sound to you?
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2011 edited
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    Look.

    You can't say the Fuck word.
    We have Marina playing here for Christ Sake !

    May I remind you her nickname is The Forbidden ?
    We have The Kid ! We have The Lonely ! We even have The German !

    They don't want to hurt they eyes reading fuck words all over the place !

    But you can post a couple of penis shots because it's natural.
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    I will vote when i am home. And i am not pissing of asmo! We are friends i like him. Right asmo?
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    Bazzy.

    New rules : you can create fake accounts and double vote.
    We need at least 50 votes.
    • CommentAuthorAsmodai
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2011
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    "Okay.

    That's it.

    I'm unleashing Asmodai on you ! "

    You're way too late mate, I already unleashed myself on her ages ago.
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2011 edited
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    Well.

    Keep your lady tight.
    And make sure she's writing correctly her video nickname before voting.

    Thank God you're here.
    • CommentAuthorderchmul
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2011
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    The animal mews and hisses something that can be considered as votes for The German, The Proctologist and The Monkey of course!
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      CommentAuthorCHILI
    • CommentTimeApr 15th 2011 edited
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    man, this is hilarious

    The Jay Kay casts his vote for

    THE PATRICK
    THE CENTIPEDE
    THE OMFG
    • CommentAuthorsandrusz
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2011
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    I vote for:

    The Ladyboy
    The Urologist
    Le French
    • CommentAuthorcoolathlon
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2011
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    Where are The Tits when you need some?
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      CommentAuthorLaGross
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2011 edited
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    right here
    ( . ) ( . )
    • CommentAuthorcyranojak
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2011
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    FAST! EVERYBODY! COME!
    LaGross is showing tits!!!

    PARTY!
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    She can't beat burlesque olympique...
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    Sorry i am drunk and i don't give a f*^%#
    • CommentAuthorcyranojak
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2011
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    ... but the chance to see a burlesque dancers tits is not so uncommon ... ;-)
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    But we are talking about seeing mine! That is uncommon!
    • CommentAuthorAsmodai
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2011
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    olympique! Get your hot ass in the chat, so I can enjoy your drunkness one on one!
    • CommentAuthoralex68
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2011 edited
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    1) Le French ---> too many to mention
    2) The Unpronounceable ---> too many to mention
    3) The Forbidden ---> especially The Omen

    also a special mention to:

    @Palahniuk007 ---> especially The Towering Inferno / Devil in Miss Jones / Breakfast at Tiffany's / Starsky & Hutch
    @sarah_connor ---> Memoirs of a Geisha / Black Swan
    @LaGross ---> Tron: Legacy / The Rock
    @Shayah ---> 12 Angry Men
    @aril ---> Juno
    @stuken ---> Pi
    @olympiquetango ---> Romeo & Juliet

    I like'em a lot! :)
    • CommentAuthorSzpulsky
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2011
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    Individual, called as The Abstract, with great pleasure hereby votes on:

    Xeroxman
    The Goddess
    The Unicorn – The Abstract's favourite
    • CommentAuthorcyranojak
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2011 edited
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    perfect - now I will find no sleep ... and palahniuk probably will throw me out here ... whatever ;-)
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      CommentAuthorefji
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2011 edited
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    The outlaw is back home.
    Watched the vid. Wetted his pants :) Fuck!

    The outlaw votes for :
    * The Urologist
    * The blow jober (of course)
    * Le Moi (of course!!)

    Great fucking come back Pala !
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    Even The Genius had said this whole thing was an April fool's joke, My(self) Man From Brazil, based on the rules (colors, font and all minimalist stuff) expressed at the first beggining of this contest, vote:

    1 - The Xeroxman
    2 - The Crazy
    3 - The Urologist

    Really nice videos, contest, nicknames, etc, etc, etc... And it's really awesome have you, Genius, back to us!
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      CommentAuthorLaGross
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2011
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    Just parentheses and dots... There is only ONE to get to see the real ones!

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