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    • CommentAuthorbazzy3000
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2011
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    :) thank you everyone and thank you pala! i will use my awesome uploads wisely for the most beautiful penises in the world!
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    THE XEROXMAN
    THE TRAINEE
    and THE BLOW JOBER

    were equally placed at 6 votes each.

    LE FRENCH was just behind at 5 votes.
    And if I made a mistake, let me know.

    I'll make you win next time.
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    I'm gonna credit you asap.
    • CommentAuthorbazzy3000
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2011
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    can't wait for your next contest pala... enjoy the ladies in thailand... because i know that is where you are going! it is ladyboyland!
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    Thank you very much everyone AND Pala for this great, fun and original contest. I enjoyed it as hell!
    • CommentAuthorbazzy3000
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2011
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    now that i've won i feel free to lick your balls in public pala

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    Be sure to see me in front lines if you need a spammer for a new contest!
    • CommentAuthoraril
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2011
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    And once again, I go home emptyhanded. But thanks for the contest anyway.
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    But !

    Lord Myst made a TERRIBLE MISTAKE !

    He did not vote.

    Now I can tell you the truth.
    I've prepared a special Lord Myst Prize.

    THAT WAS THE GENIUS PRIZE.
    A prize just for him.
    A 12 months subscription just for him.

    If only he had voted !

    But he thought the whole thing was an April Fool's Joke...
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    ARIL !!!!

    You'll win.
    Soon or later.
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    congrats. well deserved. now back to my beers. cheers ,i am out.
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    --What’s that you say? Hopeless?—Why, very well!—
    But a man does not fight merely to win!
    No—no—better to know one fights in vain!…
    You there—Who are you? A hundred against one—
    I know them now, my ancient enemies—
    Falsehood!…There! There! Prejudice—Compromise—
    Cowardice—
    What’s that? No! Surrender? No!
    Never—never!
    Ah, you too, Vanity!
    I knew you would overthrow me in the end—
    No! I fight on! I fight on! I fight on!
    Yes, all my laurels you have riven away
    And all my roses; yet in spite of you,
    There is one crown I bear away with me,
    And to-night when I ender before God,
    My salute shall sweep all the stars away
    From the blue threshold! One thing without stain,
    Unspotted from the world, in spite of doom
    Mine own!—
    And that is…
    My white plume...
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    You don't understand.
    I coulda had class.

    I coulda been a contender.

    I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it.

    It was you, Charley.
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    See ya !
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    you bet on the wrong horse my sweet pala... don´t be away too long. don´t let us miss you again so much.
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    Come back soon :)
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      CommentAuthorLaGross
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2011 edited
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    The Trainee is thrilled and can't await the RETURN OF THE EYE IN THE SKY!
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    I'm gonna love that one!! No need to be a Photoshop master :)
    • CommentAuthoraril
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2011
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    @theoffice911
    I still do everything in Paint. That's probably why I never win anything.
    • CommentAuthorstuken
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2011
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    the deceitful :O for what do i deserve this one? ^^
    well, next contest will show it ;P
    • CommentAuthoralex68
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2011
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    Congratulations to the winners and thanks a lot to those who voted for me, much appreciated! :)
    • CommentAuthorShayah
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2011
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    It looks like a nice contest to come, but I'm pretty sure we'll have 70% of Star Wars / Star Trek / Comics here :)
    • CommentAuthorthaizy
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2011
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    so sad. :/
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    A BIG thank you to all who voted for me, I'm so pleased to see all the time I spent thinking of minimalist posters has been worth it. You guys are awesome! :D Also, congratulations to Bazzy and Nesmrtelnost for your great work!

    About the Toy Story contest, wow... it seems there will be much fun! As always... :)
    • CommentAuthorJohannaP
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2011
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    Can't wait for the toy story contest. Seems like something I can participate in.
    • CommentAuthorLordMyst
    • CommentTimeApr 17th 2011
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    damn Pala

    I didn't have time to vote

    but no worries :)

    use the 12 euro to buy some beer for yourself

    drink some La Trappe Quadruple or some Rochefort 10

    and I will compete with the next contest
    • CommentAuthoragonistes
    • CommentTimeApr 18th 2011
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    Looking forward to the next contest. :D
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      CommentAuthorstephan
    • CommentTimeApr 18th 2011
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    Sorry I couldn't vote, was not online the last few days...
    Thanks for the great contest! Looking forward for the next!
    • CommentAuthortoffetomas
    • CommentTimeMay 13th 2011
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    So when's this new contest coming?
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    What contest ?

    I'm working my way up to HOF right now.
    Plus I didn't see you that much on the well applaused Minimalist Contest.

    Toffetomas : always demanding and whining !
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    The Palahniuk Revolutions?
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    What the hell am I doing here ???

    I was quietly surfing there : http://www.a-zanimals.co.uk/
    And suddenly I find myself here.

    Is this a --- sign ?

    IT IS A SIGN !!!

    The Universe brought me back here for some mysterious reasons !
    Maybe it's because of Asmodai who summoned me to come back for a few days because you're all bored posting stolen snaps.

    THAT'S WHY I'M GOING TO LAUNCH A QUICK CONTEST !!!
    (Why am I yelling ? I'm alone right now).

    Friends ?
    Let's do our thing for a week before I vanish again !

    Let me introduce the :

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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2012 edited
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    Let me show you the way it works.

    FIRST : POST YOUR WORST POSTER.
    Here.




    THEN : WRITE YOUR COMMENT.
    Here :

    George Lucas made it.

    See ? Easy !
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    What for ?
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    And I ate my popcorns.
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    Which is not That Thing You Do !
    • CommentAuthorAsmodai
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2012
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    RUN AWAY!
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    Campbell's Soup.
    • CommentAuthorAsmodai
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2012
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    Oh sorry, the run away was for:
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    Nice to hear from you Pala !!!!
    How's life treating you?
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    Office !
    Life is treating me bad without you at my side !
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    Asmo did his Twilight thing.

    BUT !

    He didn't work out his line.

    Why ?

    Because HE DIDN'T READ THE RULES !!!
    He just stormed out with his bad Twilight poster.

    Let me recap.

    FIRST POST YOUR WORST POSTER.
    Like this :



    THEN WRITE YOUR KILLER LINE :

    New Buffoon.
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    Waiting the next iPhone.
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    But where's the office ?
    • CommentAuthorAsmodai
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2012
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    I wrote my shout in a post earlier! It was "RUN AWAY!"! Try to keep up, old man.

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