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    Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, oh Sarah.

    What did I say ?
    I said : BEWARE I know the two flicks BY HEART.

    I can even interpret each of them, scene by scene, on a stage, without making any mistake.
    I am a renown Wicker Man expert.

    That's why they consulted me for their lousy remake with Nicolas who should stop taking those pills and consult his face specialist.
    Damn ! Have you seen Trespass ? While shooting the flick he wanted to switch roles and be the aggressor instead of the victim.

    On second thoughts.
    He delayed the whole shoot !

    YOU CAN'T TRUST AN ACTOR WHO SIGNED FOR BANGKOK DANGEROUS OR GHOST RIDER (where he gets burned a lot though).

    Anyway.

    I want YOU to COMMENT THE POSTER, baby love.
    Say something witty, funny or stupid.

    Like : "I feel wick on this one" or "I'll be careful and watch Spider Man instead". Whatever !

    Stay with us darling.
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    Now. Let's enter forbidden territory : the Kubrick territory.
    Because let's face it, this is a terrible movie poster.

    Here :



    Here's shining ? He's shining ? Who's shining ?
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    Und was ist das ? A guy inside a triangle with an eye and a knife ?



    I don't buy Franc-maçonnerie stuff.
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      CommentAuthorZo0
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2012
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    3rd age!
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    What about this one ? Some boot crushing a flower ? So what ?



    What is a Barry Lyndon ?
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      CommentAuthorfungus
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2012 edited
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    With such teeth, you, too, would have trouble spelling your name correctly!
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    @Zo0

    We have to talk.
    Are you married ? Single ?

    Do U live in Paris ?
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      CommentAuthorZo0
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2012
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    i'm in couple... not in paris! :o)
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    The Blacula one is a classic.
    Nice take.
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    @Zo0
    Do you have kids ?
    • CommentAuthorstuken
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2012 edited
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    edit: die nazis must surf
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      CommentAuthorZo0
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2012
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    yes 3
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    Look at this one ! A great director NEVER knows how to sell his movie.



    I'm gonna shut my eyes on this one.
    • CommentAuthorstuken
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2012 edited
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    face captain berlin



    the german answer to captain america
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    @stuken

    WHERE IS YOUR COMMENT ???????????????????
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    @stuken

    READ THE RULES !!!!
    'cause you found some jewels.
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    @Zo0

    3 ?
    But you're young.

    Are U still in love ?
    • CommentAuthorstuken
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2012
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    "original" turkish handicraft at its best
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    Let's talk about Steven.
    We all agree he's the best director of all time, right ?

    Well.

    Look at this (I loved the movie though but I'm a fan so I can't think straight).



    Where's the war ?
    • CommentAuthordoooom
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2012
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    He's hot as hell.
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    Okay ! Let's get back to real losers !



    Dumb !
    • CommentAuthordoooom
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2012
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    The most gripping drama of the 20th century.
    • CommentAuthorstuken
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2012
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    it rather should be cruel world
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      CommentAuthorZo0
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2012 edited
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    not so young but still in love :)


    is constipated!
    • CommentAuthorstuken
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2012 edited
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    the buffet is opened
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeApr 4th 2012 edited
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    Great proposals upstairs ! LOL !!!



    Who the hell is Edward Asner ???
    And why do I have to read the Warner book ?
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    @Zo0
    You're young and still in love.
    That's good news.

    And that's why you're number one on the feature film score with a mighty 92% solve !

    Congrats ! ;-)

    Now.
    If you need to talk, you know where to find me until next wednesday...
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    this one is especially funny cause the most time (overall just some seconds :D) you see the bear he's only visible till or from the chest



    the movie deserves its name
    • CommentAuthorAsmodai
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012 edited
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    Watch it and get dumbest.
    • CommentAuthorRDPL55
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012 edited
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    Homo sapiens sapiens ?? No Africanus sexualis...

    • CommentAuthorstuken
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    the future is near
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    I'm jealous with the Grizzly poster.
    This is a masterpiece of one of the worst movie posters of all times !

    It is well executed but totally dumb.

    Hell ! They even name THE FIRST VICTIM !
    Along with the Photographer and the Helicopter Pilot.

    They were in total Towering Inferno and Poseidon Adventures posters syndrome !

    Plus the girl is positionned in the exact scrotum area.
    And it is filmed in Todd-Ao 35 (as ALL movies from that period).

    Stuken ! You should rewrite your line... If you wanna win.
    'cause it's lazy. It doesn't do justice to your poster !
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    @RDPL55
    That's a GREAT poster !
    We need your one line comment. READ THE RULES !
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    @stuken !!!!
    I don't know if the Soylent Green poster is a bad poster.

    Convince me with a comment...
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    @Asmodai

    That's an awful poster.
    Straighten your line.

    Like : "I"m dumb, I don't get it"

    ;-)

    GUYS, GIRLS ?
    COMMENT THE POSTER NOT THE MOVIE !!!
    • CommentAuthorstuken
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    hehe i know to appreciate your comment but there is nothing left to say about the movie then it's title :D trust me i saw it once totally stoned at 4 am after a party, quite intensive experience xD

    but hey lets give it another try, fresh on the to-watch-list, i present



    forget about arni
    • CommentAuthorAsmodai
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    "Pala is dumb, he doesn't get it."

    Better?
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    Dude. The grizzly became a predator as if he wasn't in the first take !
    We should open a site dedicated on Grizzly !

    Plus we have John Rhys-Davies (as Sallah in the 2 movies we all know), Louise Fletcher (as Nurse Ratched in the movie we all know) and Deborah Foreman nobody knows.

    What do you mean by "ami" ?
    I'm wasted right now.
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    @Asmodai
    Something like that.
    • CommentAuthorAsmodai
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    I think it says Arni... some vague reference to an even more unknown movie called "The Predators" or smth like that.
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    Okay. I'm wasted.
    This is chinese soup time.

    And bedtime !
    • CommentAuthorpioa
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    Middle age mutant [japanese word] Jean-Claude Van Damme
    • CommentAuthorstuken
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    asmodai is right :)



    acid is his prey
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012 edited
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    Right !

    Let me check Janet one last time...



    She's a natural.
    • CommentAuthoralex68
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    Beyond Dolce & Gabbana.
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      CommentAuthorfungus
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    OK, you may now take your head out of my ass again, but slowly!!
    • CommentAuthoralex68
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    Way too optimistic. (Alternate: It's even worse)
    • CommentAuthorstuken
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012 edited
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    the power to get climbed by a dog
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      CommentAuthorfungus
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    Thank god our hairdos are in place!
    • CommentAuthorstuken
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012 edited
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    where is harrison ford?

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