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    • CommentAuthoralex68
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    Can't cook!
    • CommentAuthordoooom
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    Will she go to heaven?
    • CommentAuthordoooom
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    You all want to know.
    • CommentAuthorRDPL55
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    I think they both gonna shoot !!


    • CommentAuthorRDPL55
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    Do you think those guys are working for DSK ??

    • CommentAuthorRDPL55
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012 edited
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    Despite telescope and black hole, (and the flying saucer !!) not a sci-fi movie at all...

    • CommentAuthorRDPL55
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    Did you ever try ass foot-fucking ??

    • CommentAuthorRDPL55
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012 edited
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    Cheeeeeeese !!! (But is it really necessary??) Bimboo's away ?? And we too... (from the theater!!)

    • CommentAuthorFireball
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    ...Rdpl needs it !

    (your one liners belong under the poster)
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    Thank God RDPL is taking over !
    Here is your complimentary morning best of.

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    મારા પર ગણતરી નથી.
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    I don't care.
    • CommentAuthordoooom
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    The story of Pala's life.
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    Don't insist.
    • CommentAuthorAsmodai
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    Highly illogical.
    • CommentAuthorFireball
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    No 3 rejects in a row anymore !
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012 edited
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    MY NAME IS KHAN POSTER DESIGN IN 10 STEPS.

    Hello everybody,

    Today we will learn how to design a bad movie poster.
    The poster design was inspired by a recent bollywood movie "My Name Is Khan".

    Here is how the poster will look at the end of the tutorial. Now lets get started !!!



    The Tutorial.

    1. Create a new document with 1240 x 1748 pixels (A6 Paper size) with any background color.
    We are going to use this image as the background for the poster. Download and re-size the image to fit the document size.



    2. Perform filter>blur>gaussian blur (15 pixel) to the background image.
    Then add a new layer on top of the background image. Set the layer color to #251c13, blending mode to overlay and opacity to 70%.



    The design should look like this now.



    3. Next we will add the character into the poster design.
    I have used a boy on beach picture which was taken from here : http://www.sxc.hu/photo/1126889
    Download the image, cut the background using lasso tool and load it in the poster design.
    Place the character as positioned in the image below.



    4. Clone the character image by tapping CTRL + J.
    Rename the cloned layer as shadow. Apply the following effect to the shadow layer.





    5. Apply edit>transform> distort layer and move the top center box on the re-size frame.
    Refer the image for guideline. Then set the layer opacity to 45% and bring the shadow layer below the character layer (CTRL + [ ).

    If you don't understand, improvise !



    The image should look like this at this point.



    6 .Next we are going to add text to the design.
    Choose text tool (T) and type "MY NAME IS PALAH".
    Set the font as Arial (BOLD) and the color to #0c0907 (MY NAME IS) and #de2523 (PALAH).
    Apply the following blending options to the text.





    7. Next, add a sub slogan "I'm a great poster designer...".
    Set the font type to lucida handwriting and color #ffffff.



    8. Create new layer and set the color to #3f2d1c. Reduce the layer opacity to 70%.
    Or do whatever you want at this stage.



    9. Add the text as shown in the image on top of the layer.
    I have used SF Movie Poster Condensed Bold font type for the text.
    The code for red color (#de2523) and white (#ffffff).



    10. Lastly add the text on right hand side. The font used are Arial and the colors are#ffffff.



    And voilà !
    You've done a great movie poster thanks to your skills and my wise teaching.

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    No.
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    Where's Eva La Rue ?
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    And I'm gone.
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      CommentAuthorZo0
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    and 9 teeth !
    • CommentAuthorRDPL55
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    Excellent movie by the way, one of my favourite ever !!
    • CommentAuthorzippe
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    bâtard !
    • CommentAuthorzippe
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    ah wouai,ça fonctionne merde !
    • CommentAuthorzippe
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    So !goes a fishing this weekend
    • CommentAuthorRDPL55
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    Hey doc ! Are you really sure it won't hurt ?

    • CommentAuthorRDPL55
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    Should have shave my pussy

    • CommentAuthorzippe
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    kouaaaaaaak kouaaaaaaaaa!!kouaaaaaa!! hein ....kouaaaak kouaaaaa! kouaaaaa..
    hummmmm :)
    • CommentAuthorzippe
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    hop!nothing..................................
    ....................
    • CommentAuthorRDPL55
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    What's up with your haemorrhoids son ?

    • CommentAuthoralex68
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    wHorse than you think!
    • CommentAuthorzippe
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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      CommentAuthorgregov
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    vs audience
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      CommentAuthorgregov
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    A-Shit
    • CommentAuthoralex68
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    Dildoman, batteries included. Caution: bend over before watching.
    • CommentAuthorzippe
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    a small coffee ?
    • CommentAuthorFireball
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    Trying to copy Chaplin since 1940.
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      CommentAuthorCHILI
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012 edited
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    sorry for stealing your poster palah, but i had to do it because it annoyed me.
    (you don't need to count this one in)



    Redundant Brothers are redundant.
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      CommentAuthorPalahniuk007
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012 edited
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    @CHILI
    I understand. You're totally excused.

    But still.

    I DON'T SEE THE MAIN PRODUCTS ON THAT POSTER !

    Which are, in the right order ---

    THE JAW DROPPING EVA LA RUE :


    THE STUNNING VIRGINIA BRYANT :


    AND, OF COURSE, THE FAMOUS SHEEBA ALAHANI :


    Now we understand what the redundant brothers are looking for.
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    SHEER ERROR !
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    Let's laugh to death.
    • CommentAuthorFireball
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    Sorry palah, but I know Eva when I see her cause this movie was a big part of my childhood and it's definitely not the woman in the pic above.

    That's Eva ;)

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    @Fireball

    Look.

    My pic is a genuine Eva La Rue pic.
    I show you Eva naked and you show me Eva preparing herself for a gangbang.

    We're even.
    • CommentAuthorFireball
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    Nope, it's Tiziana Altieri from a movie called ATOR THE IRON WARRIOR!
    A very cheap The Barbarians Clone!
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093276/

    you even can read it here and see the same pic there :P
    http://originalvidjunkie.blogspot.de/2011/03/clonin-barbarian-ator-iron-warrior-1987.html

    not Eva !
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    Another time.
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      CommentAuthorgregov
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    Because 1 head is too mainstream.
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    @Fireball

    My pic is definitely Eva La Rue NOT Tiziana Altieri !
    It comes from The Iron Warrior ! I never claimed it was a pic taken from The Barbarians !

    Here's your proof :



    Don't fool the Palahniuk !
    • CommentAuthorzippe
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    Le trou noir d'une radasse et de la meilleure amie de la terre..hein ..speak french ^^
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    @zippe READ THE RULES BELOW !!!

    Here is your complimentary evening best of.

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      CommentAuthorZo0
    • CommentTimeApr 5th 2012
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    you must be mad to wear this dress!